mike susz
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mike susz
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idea: beardcam
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dear Ford - we need to talk about your traction control.
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let's all push the buttons in the right order to abstractly make something intangible today!
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oh look, Chrome put a thing in my menu bar! i better be able to remove that.
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Also note: I never actually applied for this coverage; this is what they rolled me over to when my previous plan became defunct.
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Note: I did not tell them I had coverage through another stand alone pediatric dental plan, because I am a 40 year old man.
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“It’s your fault we signed you up for a kids dental program. If you want to stop paying for it, you must opt out.”
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staff meeting. (i wasn’t invited?)
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it’s been 12 years since I accepted a job offer. as of March 24th, I will be an employee again.
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home from bostonrb. not a bad drive when you do it off-off-hours. :)
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I'm in the city!
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48F outside, Winter Storm Watch in effect.
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that thing where you feed your cats stinky wet food and now they’re grooming and basically the entire house smells like a dead fish’s armpit
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we need a new excuse to get the kids to go inside since the sun isn't setting by 5:30
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yep, pretty sure Thomas the Train is teaching my kids racism.
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today’s timelapse. just late afternoon + sunset. watch for planes on the right! 0:18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-BxMpuBMA
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that thing where you suddenly realize that dinner should have been half an hour ago
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Hollis NH: a Dunkin Donuts with no public restroom.
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today’s timelapse. just clouds. about a minute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeDVL0t_pbQ
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45F? open the windows!
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a few trips to the dump to get rid of the trash our neighbors left in their driveway.
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reading about Sass 3.3 makes me sad that i’ll be using Less daily soon.
mike susz
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went to the mailbox in a t-shirt. it wasn’t bad.
oh it’s up to 36F outside, that’s why!
oh it’s up to 36F outside, that’s why!
mike susz
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just the sunset tonight. 0:18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0k8GzSggJc
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there’s a song from the 90s that I don’t seem to have in my iTunes. this can’t be possible.
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wow guys, this really levels the playing field!
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it’s friday! happy server offline backup day!
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You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next!
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above freezing. baseball cap weather.
mike susz
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one of the funniest words to say: grackle. go ahead, say it over and over. grackle. grackle. grackle!
mike susz
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sudo aptitude update; sudo aptitude safe-upgrade; sudo aptitude dance-party
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“Dear Valued Customer,”
do you feel that?
what?
the love. do you feel the love?
do you feel that?
what?
the love. do you feel the love?
mike susz
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related: one of my resolutions was to avoid being snarky in 2014 but that seems to be what y’all like the best. snark mode on.
mike susz
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i’m so glad when websites explain what the little hamburger does
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“This website would like to send you push notifications…”
[Yes] [No] [DIAF]
[Yes] [No] [DIAF]
mike susz
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mail box slot machine time!
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man, I can’t wait until lunch.
I live my life one burrito at a time.
I live my life one burrito at a time.
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read it the first time, or read it again. https://medium.com/medium-long/4c59524d650d
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Miller “Fortune” beer. it’s “undistilled” which is good, because distillation is not part of the brewing process.
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frost heaves
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every good relationship begins with peeing in a cup, right?
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/business.jpg
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i don’t want to hear anything today that doesn’t end with “… on a pretzel roll.”
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so yeah it turns out if you say you’ve been doing “hardcore theme and plugin development” in an email, google flags it as spam.
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mike susz
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this weather? more like Troller Vortex
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e.g. use Voice command to search albums. touch album name. touch track name. nothing happens. wtf? do they test this?
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My Ford Touch isn’t bad in theory; it could do everything i want it to do. but too much click-and-nothing-happens stuff. it’s maddening.