mike susz
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getting fingerprinted was the most productive thing i did today. btw: CMSes suck. suck.
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mike susz
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fun fact: i hadn’t been fingerprinted until now. 40 years old.
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I really enjoyed the “really enjoying things” era.
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One third of 2014 is over.
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hrm Siri told me the Red Sox aren't playing today (there's a doubleheader with Tampa Bay)
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hey everybody i saw Noah today! nope, wasn’t a movie. #rain
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why take umbrage? just leave umbrage wherever the heck you found umbrage.
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I’m not sure if my allergies are getting worse every year or my memory (of how bad they were last year) is. or both.
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Tycho’s “Awake” is one of the best things I’ve bought in 2014. not just music, all things. https://soundcloud.com/tycho/sets/tycho-awake https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/awake/id793473145?uo=4&at=10lrAF
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think what might happen if you used millions of dollars to pay devs to audit open source instead of buying support for outdated software.
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open source is scary! that’s why closed source browsers like IE are better for corporate IT. wait, what? oh.
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I don't remember ordering any segregation at Dunkins
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I think i might like OneNote more if it had less abstraction. Notebooks, Sections, Pages, separate text blocky areas. geesh.
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Dear Waze when I'm moving at an average of 2 mph in traffic a vehicle stopped on the side of the road is not a hazard
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What basic cable really needs is more would-be personality driven car restoration reality shows.
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Whole Foods coffee. helpful!
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"Hey! Don't hit me with a monkey!"
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last night i finished Monument Valley. really cool, wish it was longer. hope there’s a sequel. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/monument-valley/id728293409?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF
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... and exhibit B. this one surprised everybody.
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since my boss picked my suggestion of "Team Voltron" at work, I've been having some fun. exhibit A:
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there's a lot of moss on our trees and I'm not lichen it!
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c’mon kids, let’s play hide-and-no-seek
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Blue Jays vs. Red Squirrel at the bird feeder this morning.
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so even though it snowed a bit this morning, my summer tires are back on.
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"So, which one of these guys is the Dunkleman? Are they both the Dunkleman?"
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Inbox ∞
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“Throw Back Thursday” Beer.
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Oracle has 39 separate email newsletters plus a checkbox for ‘send me emails’ none of them are checked and yet Oracle STILL SENDS ME EMAILS
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can we just start referring to Facebook as “BIG ZUCK” ?
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dropped a peanut down my shirt and well now i know how the ‘truffle shuffle’ started
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what if hipsters got into crossfit… http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/weightlifters.gif
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i can tell on a call if someone doesn’t understand agile just as soon as they say ‘code freeze'
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the allergy forecast for this week just says “i’m sorry”
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booing Ellsbury was in poor taste. would you take 100%+ raise at a new job? remember baseball is business.
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R/C
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worked all day with the windows open and the echo of woodpeckers in the woods sounded like the Predator.
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it’s Earth day and i want to burn all the trees down #pollen #allergies
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The commute home was magical also. I invite the citizens of Massachusetts to take vacations more frequently.
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best commute yet. why can’t it be Marathon Monday every day?
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web developer pro tip: when i press ‘enter’ the form should submit.
the form WILL submit.
the form WILL submit.
mike susz
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@jayroh er, your client said 'Twitter for iPhone' so that's super interesting.
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Hey y’all, I’m a thousandaire! I’m gonna make it rain!*
* seek shelter, it’s raining pennies.
* seek shelter, it’s raining pennies.
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Idea: a guy named Wayne starts an automotive detailing shop. Wax & Wayne.
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Step 1: do not scatter your Lego™ blocks in a fallow field; Put them on a table. Step 2: Enforce segregation.
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also, the boys playing with Lego™ toys and blocks asked me to turn the TV off because it was distracting them
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annual eye exam? no thanks i just found all the legos in the carpet.
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take THAT, The Proclaimers http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Mail.snap.011.png
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gelt for goy
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what exactly does a rainbow hippo tattoo on your neck tell people about you?
