mike susz
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Scratchy is my spirit animal
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CMS = Content Madness System
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mailing list? yeah well I started a Usenet group rec.arts.more.hipster.than.you
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some sort of cat tiff
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I’m seeing lots of Audi commercials. I am flattered to be in your target market. Except you’re not @Ford.
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“Tell us about your interests” might work better, Twitter, if you demonstrate some way this will benefit me if I do.
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the first rule of making "first rule of" jokes is: you don't talk about making "first rule of" jokes.
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oh, weather. you so crazy!
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“If you were a ______, which ______ would you be?” one that doesn’t cross-post Facebook to Twitter.
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having trouble trying to burn a DVD. TL;DR: be nice to your grandpas.
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“oh hey i’ll just leave all the windows open it’s only going to be 75 here today” (high temp: 82)
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not that i believe it would definitely work but just in case, i thought i would ask — does anyone know how to do a rain dance? #pollen
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i think my VPN needs Viagra.
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NSF > NSA
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oh, fitbit. always asking for more. why can't you be happy with what I've done?
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My IDE is built with Java. Now I’ve got two problems.
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looking back through my tweets archive trying to find something and man does this all sound super douchey
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you can learn a lot about a person by the state of their cubicle.
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btw the best part of passive-aggressive office kitchen notes are The Completely random Seeming Capitalization they Use
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i just don’t like how capital letters look.
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History Channel’s “Vikings” aka “so, you don’t have HBO?”
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yeah, not for long! http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Safari.snap.053.png
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really hoping for a new TLD .whut
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try this: make yourself a Gin & Tonic and add just a tiny splash of Whiskey. less than 1/4oz.
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forking repository
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looks like my tinydeathstar empire died with my old phone. on one hand, seek new distraction. on the other hand, darn you!
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looks like @waxpancake might reach the Kickstarter goal for Upcoming-org on day 1. super happy for you Andy :)
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I just backed The Return of http://Upcoming.org on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/1iXG7p1
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many thanks to Apple for replacing my phone (under Applecare) for obvious hardware issues.
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@ Apple Store. I need a Paladin to cast a spell of blue-screen-be-gone.
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iOS developers: if you name your (separate) iPhone and iPad apps the same thing, it makes a weird local naming conflict for users.
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People of Massachusetts: just because my brake lights are not illuminated, it doesn’t necessarily mean I’m accelerating.
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today was kinda poop.
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Quick everybody race to be the one who smugly explains that Cinco de Mayo isn’t a real Mexican holiday! Just be quiet and drink your Corona.
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technology fun: today i pulled off the highway to take a conference call and my phone continually blue-screened and rebooted.
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20 Best Tips For Linkbait Titles: You Won’t Believe What They Click On Next!
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Today I listened to the Sox game via the At Bat app and the Shaws/Star Market WEEI Patridge in a Pear Tree Red Sox Radio Network.
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excuse me, log. can I axe you a question? lololol
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oh look, the Chrome Notifications menubar icon is back, again, with no pref to disable it.
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"Hello, this is J&D"
"oh hi, is my car fixed?"
"no, but your shed is in a different zip code."
O_O
"oh hi, is my car fixed?"
"no, but your shed is in a different zip code."
O_O
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so, basically, every celebrity turns into the Krofft puppet of themselves.
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spent the afternoon using my axe to chunk deadfall and dragging and carrying logs out of the woods. I *might* be too old for this stuff.
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so yeah - change the air filter in your mower every year.
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“I *LOVE* switching HDMI ports!” — nobody, ever
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current status: faxing. because suddenly it’s 1988 i guess.
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a timelapse from the 27th. pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEhn9AeuGt4
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"Dad! You've even got Bob the Rooster on there!"
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idea: ODB — Old Dirty Botscript
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Somewhere in the office they sang Happy Birthday to someone. I hope Milton gets a piece of cake.