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The commute home was magical also. I invite the citizens of Massachusetts to take vacations more frequently.

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best commute yet. why can’t it be Marathon Monday every day?

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web developer pro tip: when i press ‘enter’ the form should submit.

the form WILL submit.

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@jayroh er, your client said 'Twitter for iPhone' so that's super interesting.

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Hey y’all, I’m a thousandaire! I’m gonna make it rain!*

* seek shelter, it’s raining pennies.

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Idea: a guy named Wayne starts an automotive detailing shop. Wax & Wayne.

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Step 1: do not scatter your Lego™ blocks in a fallow field; Put them on a table. Step 2: Enforce segregation.

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also, the boys playing with Lego™ toys and blocks asked me to turn the TV off because it was distracting them

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annual eye exam? no thanks i just found all the legos in the carpet.

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gelt for goy

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what exactly does a rainbow hippo tattoo on your neck tell people about you?

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Lego minfig helmet visors

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air temps above 40 mean that back-to-back roasting trips the thermal cutoff. :( need to cool popper between batches.

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just the sunset last night. it looked like Easter colors. 7s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO7Dh1XM0AE

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fire up Wordpress app on my iPad, ‘fresh pressed’ content, first article is EW spoiling Game of Thrones. you can’t avoid it, folks.

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the traffic gods always make amends on Friday morning.

(then they punish me again on Friday afternoon)

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what a jerk.

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soon.

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Cache Rules Everything Around Me

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i want to start a punk band and call it CONFUSION AND DELAY

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i brought an apple to work with me and there is nobody here to fight over the sticker

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here's another one. hemlocks holding onto a lot of snow and sleet.

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oh sure why not.

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huge respect for the @WhiteSox for the B Strong shirts before the game tonight.

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alias sup=”svn update”

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my rap name is “Pilot Precise V5 RT”

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pollen dot com says today’s allergy level is: oof

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oh look the weather is so lovely it’s so warm and OW i got hit in the head by a farmhouse

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not bad, iTunes Genius. not bad.

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that thing where you sent an email from the wrong account and YOU CAN’T TAKE IT BACK EVER EVER

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brutal, brutal winds here in Rindge.

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if you mail your tax documents to your accountant on April 12th, then call on the 14th and ask if they’ll be done in time…

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you know what? there are LOTS of pages on the intranet, and I haven’t read them all yet.

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wow! do you know how many file I can fit on here?

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a lot of really comfortable looking great seats vacant at yankee stadium tonight.

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remind me, next weekend only do 75% OF THE THINGS

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today's fun: dredging drainage ditches. just focus on thwarting mosquito breeding grounds.

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Green Day should team up with Jimmy Buffett to open a Craps Parlour in Las Vegas. Welcome to Parrot Dice!

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oh, it’s that time in every @ThisOldHouse season where the PBS station screws up the schedule and we miss two episodes.

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If I were to seek medical advice from a former host of Singled Out, it would probably be Chris Hardwick.

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hey @bocoup I almost bought you something at Tractor Supply

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summer tires ready to go back on the Flex.

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remember to check the pressure in all your tires - including the spare. in my wife's 2012 car the spare was down from 60 to 35.

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pickup truck window status: down

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no animosity, it just seems weird to see Ellsbury in pinstripes.

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