mike susz
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no animosity, it just seems weird to see Ellsbury in pinstripes.
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mike susz
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Springtime in New England! aka get outside and enjoy it before the blackflies come out (in about a week)
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wow i just found that @psnh lets me download all my usage data (kWh, time, cost, average temp!) in .csv & .xml! there will be graphs!
mike susz
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my wife (joking): "well forget it. why don't we just get divorced then."
me (not joking): "you get the cats."
me (not joking): "you get the cats."
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today. 1:40 timelapse. around 30 seconds the clouds get real interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_iMmIgUifU
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week a what.
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PIDA precipitation induced driving amnesia
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on the ear headphones + glasses = nope
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Business Pro Tip: eating your lunch early leaves you open for snacking opportunities in the afternoon.
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I'm guessing Boston Craigslist's Missed Connections gets real interesting during PAX.
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welp I just jinxed everything. I put my snowblower away for the season.
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BREAKING: everyone on twitter says the same thing at the same time.
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i think it would be more fun to collect Frequent Flyer Mules [sic]
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JAVA: because, you like listening to cooling fans, right?
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Move ZIG for great justice
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holy crow Voltron stuff is expensive. I need somebody to 3D print replicas of this stuff.
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I’m sorry, but if you title a position “Architectural Engineer” you darn well better be talking about buildings. Enough of this crap.
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at my funeral i want them to play the WebEx hold music.
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this one time, at band clamp
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just the sunset tonight, 0:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS6IjwySwpw
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they did it, they really did it! @the_crapshoot guys sang my iTunes review on ep 12! http://thecrapshoot.net/episode-12-dr-mrs-jesses-mom-penisologist/ (good call spelling my name)
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amazing photos. i’ve been scrolling and scrolling. https://www.flickr.com/photos/antrover/
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IE8 is now five years old. just sayin’. #enterprise
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Amazon reviewer: uses a term, in quotes. Next sentence: defines term in a condescending way. Both times: term is misspelled.
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oh look, a whole bucket full of red herrings.
… or is it?
… or is it?
mike susz
@mikesusz
oh good, all my Calendar event reminders went away. when i try to add one, it also goes away. thanks, Apple!
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dear Windows: being unable to detect a network’s proxy settings is not a ‘Problem.’ there is no proxy. carryon.
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Enjoy Game of Thrones season 4, don’t spoil it for me before I see it via Netflix DVDs next March! :)
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this afternoon through sunset, 0:33 timelapse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzqD-IjomXA
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watched The Muppets take Manhattan tonight with the boys.
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today's project: a shelf for my monitors at the office.
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step 0: put the saw together
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Plans for the weekend: I get knocked down, but I get up again. And then everybody came to town.
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USPS delivered my package to Manchester, it was refused, now status says return to shipper. How about trying the address on the box first?
mike susz
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Siri, can you sing to me?
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needed to measure something at work the other day but didn't have a ruler. so... Pythagoras.
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that thing where you come home and find out what your kids put your wife through today and then you go pour her a beer. a big one.
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first Red Sox home opener since we moved back that i’ll be listening on WEEI via At Bat app instead of watching on TV.
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idea: a wiki (or a sharepoint or a whatever) that auto-unpublishes articles more than (6 months? a year?) without updating.
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day ten of corporate onboarding. water running low. food gone - i’m eating my plant. still no admin access. tell my wife, i’m sorry.
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I hope when I boot my work laptop tomorrow, I have the access I need to actually get work done. I call this “Quantum Leap’ing”
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so yeah I’m old and I don’t get excited by too many things but oh hey look - a new gin I haven’t tried.
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you had ONE job, car wash.
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if only my TV had twelve HDMI ports.
mike susz
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I think I have a recurring case of the Mondays; it’s lasted all week.
mike susz
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dear Amazon: what I really wanted was a Prime video app for my AppleTV.
mike susz
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guys I think somebody under an island somewhere turned a big wheel because now there's a polar bear on my desk
mike susz
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i picked the wrong week to give up picking weeks to give things up in.
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well i won’t be surprised today because in the office, April Fools Day is blocked.