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mike susz

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it’s Earth day and i want to burn all the trees down #pollen #allergies

Apr 22, 2014, 4:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

The commute home was magical also. I invite the citizens of Massachusetts to take vacations more frequently.

Apr 22, 2014, 12:55 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

best commute yet. why can’t it be Marathon Monday every day?

Apr 21, 2014, 1:15 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

web developer pro tip: when i press ‘enter’ the form should submit.

the form WILL submit.

Apr 21, 2014, 1:13 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@jayroh er, your client said 'Twitter for iPhone' so that's super interesting.

Apr 20, 2014, 8:15 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Hey y’all, I’m a thousandaire! I’m gonna make it rain!*

* seek shelter, it’s raining pennies.

Apr 20, 2014, 7:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Idea: a guy named Wayne starts an automotive detailing shop. Wax & Wayne.

Apr 20, 2014, 3:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Step 1: do not scatter your Lego™ blocks in a fallow field; Put them on a table. Step 2: Enforce segregation.

Apr 20, 2014, 2:16 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

also, the boys playing with Lego™ toys and blocks asked me to turn the TV off because it was distracting them

Apr 20, 2014, 1:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

annual eye exam? no thanks i just found all the legos in the carpet.

Apr 20, 2014, 1:53 PM · view on Twitter

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Apr 20, 2014, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

gelt for goy

Apr 20, 2014, 1:12 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what exactly does a rainbow hippo tattoo on your neck tell people about you?

Apr 20, 2014, 1:08 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Lego minfig helmet visors

Apr 20, 2014, 12:39 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

air temps above 40 mean that back-to-back roasting trips the thermal cutoff. :( need to cool popper between batches.

Apr 19, 2014, 2:30 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

just the sunset last night. it looked like Easter colors. 7s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO7Dh1XM0AE

Apr 19, 2014, 11:12 AM · view on Twitter

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Apr 18, 2014, 11:28 PM · view on Twitter

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fire up Wordpress app on my iPad, ‘fresh pressed’ content, first article is EW spoiling Game of Thrones. you can’t avoid it, folks.

Apr 18, 2014, 1:13 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the traffic gods always make amends on Friday morning.

(then they punish me again on Friday afternoon)

Apr 18, 2014, 12:36 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what a jerk.

Apr 18, 2014, 1:33 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

soon.

Apr 17, 2014, 11:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Cache Rules Everything Around Me

Apr 17, 2014, 3:47 PM · view on Twitter

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Apr 17, 2014, 3:27 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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i want to start a punk band and call it CONFUSION AND DELAY

Apr 16, 2014, 8:43 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Apr 16, 2014, 6:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i brought an apple to work with me and there is nobody here to fight over the sticker

Apr 16, 2014, 2:35 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

here's another one. hemlocks holding onto a lot of snow and sleet.

Apr 16, 2014, 10:56 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

oh sure why not.

Apr 16, 2014, 10:53 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

huge respect for the @WhiteSox for the B Strong shirts before the game tonight.

Apr 16, 2014, 12:48 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

alias sup=”svn update”

Apr 15, 2014, 6:27 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my rap name is “Pilot Precise V5 RT”

Apr 15, 2014, 6:08 PM · view on Twitter

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Apr 15, 2014, 1:04 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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pollen dot com says today’s allergy level is: oof

Apr 15, 2014, 12:23 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

oh look the weather is so lovely it’s so warm and OW i got hit in the head by a farmhouse

Apr 14, 2014, 8:25 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

not bad, iTunes Genius. not bad.

Apr 14, 2014, 8:23 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

that thing where you sent an email from the wrong account and YOU CAN’T TAKE IT BACK EVER EVER

Apr 14, 2014, 6:07 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

brutal, brutal winds here in Rindge.

Apr 14, 2014, 6:00 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

if you mail your tax documents to your accountant on April 12th, then call on the 14th and ask if they’ll be done in time…

Apr 14, 2014, 3:18 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

you know what? there are LOTS of pages on the intranet, and I haven’t read them all yet.

Apr 14, 2014, 2:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

wow! do you know how many file I can fit on here?

Apr 14, 2014, 1:54 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

a lot of really comfortable looking great seats vacant at yankee stadium tonight.

Apr 14, 2014, 12:58 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

remind me, next weekend only do 75% OF THE THINGS

Apr 14, 2014, 12:46 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

today's fun: dredging drainage ditches. just focus on thwarting mosquito breeding grounds.

Apr 13, 2014, 9:54 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Green Day should team up with Jimmy Buffett to open a Craps Parlour in Las Vegas. Welcome to Parrot Dice!

Apr 13, 2014, 5:18 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

oh, it’s that time in every @ThisOldHouse season where the PBS station screws up the schedule and we miss two episodes.

Apr 13, 2014, 12:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

If I were to seek medical advice from a former host of Singled Out, it would probably be Chris Hardwick.

Apr 13, 2014, 1:08 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hey @bocoup I almost bought you something at Tractor Supply

Apr 12, 2014, 10:23 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

summer tires ready to go back on the Flex.

Apr 12, 2014, 10:20 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

remember to check the pressure in all your tires - including the spare. in my wife's 2012 car the spare was down from 60 to 35.

Apr 12, 2014, 8:37 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

pickup truck window status: down

Apr 12, 2014, 6:00 PM · view on Twitter