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mike susz

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it’s 2014, do you think it might no longer be presumptuous to assume that people are working in pixels and transparency, Photoshop?

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folks, if you’re trying to mark up dimensional tabular data, you should use a table. it’s okay.

it’s going to be okay.

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i catch a spider in a container. i call my cats over. i drop it in the middle of them. they look at me like I’M going to play with it.

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i’m 40 and i just had my annual physical. get checked, fellas.

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“it’s like a startup, but without all the equity.”

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if i get to sleep _RIGHT NOW_ i *might* be functional as a human being tomorrow. #exhausted

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every neighborhood has a house with all sorts of brightly colored plastic crap strewn about the lawn and driveway.

in ours, it's us.

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17k steps and I never left home today. tired as the king of sofas.

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#grillin

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Lamborghini through the loop (slow-mo) http://youtu.be/PPpCc_Ky-30

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currently stuck in my head: Cloud Nothings "Stay Useless" http://youtu.be/T_zRt_EmqoU

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catbutt

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2+ hour commute

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a JavaScript joke where the punch line is: NaN

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this week has been… let’s be glad tomorrow is friday.

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finally, a game that will help me understand my cats. backed! http://kck.st/UFFqXK Catlateral Damage.

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i still find publickey ssh logins magical.

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"I'm gonna stuff you in the sink, and then I'm gonna walk to town." a story from my 3.5yo.

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want to tweet a code joke but i fear the replies correcting my syntax would overwhelm internet infrastructure and lead to societal collapse.

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when the webex meeting ends and the pop-up says “the meeting has ended” the “close” button should actually say “awesome”

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idea: let’s do the best work we can, make our process transparent, and accept any accolades or rewards based upon our merit.

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I can’t wait to watch this season of GoT when it hits netflix next April.

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my father’s day treat: an absolutely routine weekend day. plus oil changes for all the small engine things.

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at Wachusett Brewfest. without the kids! crazy talk.

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you all put up with my occasional Red Sox tweet without unfollowing me, so carry on. #hockey #football #theotherfootball #whateverelse

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my wife sent me some list of Buffalo things and now I want loganberry

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dear Massachusetts: that area in front of my car is called a "space cushion " Google it

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dear Waze, rain moves, signed human

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so far Amazon Music is playing nicely with my ford touch it's sending track names and art and stuff

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playing Amazon Music in my car I guess I'll be testing how they cache playlists when I get towards North Central Massachusetts

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maybe the rain is just a metaphor for what happens when the clouds have too much water and then gravity pulls it down to the earth

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well, all that was fun. now what about lunch.

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friday morning commute is my reward for the rest of the commutes

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the challenges of my day seem trivial and meaningless. all thoughts to eric & family today. #663399Becca

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speaking of drunk kickstarter’ing, brb

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found a package in the mailbox and thought i drunk kickstarter’d something. nope, gift from a friend :) one of these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0084RZDEY/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0084RZDEY&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20

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Every time I resize a browser window, in my head I play that base groove from “Humpty Dance”

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new TLD proposal: .hobo

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no, really. PM. don’t touch a developers screens. ever.

ever.

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please. don’t. touch. my. screen. ever.

ever.

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rainy game is like an oil painting

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oh yeah! i can use CSS2.1 selectors now. old IE PTSD.

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I miss Everett, WA sometimes. Drinking a clone of @ScuttlebuttBrew’s Porter brewed by @cstax this is fantastic.

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(btw the "where I parked" thing is a joke. that's my red pickup truck)

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hope I remember where I parked

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first time out this year.

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social media gives us no good mechanism to express sympathy. yet, without social media, i wouldn’t know these people or their story.

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