mike susz
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Every time I resize a browser window, in my head I play that base groove from “Humpty Dance”
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new TLD proposal: .hobo
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no, really. PM. don’t touch a developers screens. ever.
ever.
ever.
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@mikesusz
please. don’t. touch. my. screen. ever.
ever.
ever.
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@mikesusz
so yeah everybody uses my amazon account http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Safari.snap.056.png
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rainy game is like an oil painting
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oh yeah! i can use CSS2.1 selectors now. old IE PTSD.
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I miss Everett, WA sometimes. Drinking a clone of @ScuttlebuttBrew’s Porter brewed by @cstax this is fantastic.
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need to get something for my nephew’s birthday. thoughts? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008VVUVZO/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B008VVUVZO&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=222OVUOQI4X3Q7Z4
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(btw the "where I parked" thing is a joke. that's my red pickup truck)
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hope I remember where I parked
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first time out this year.
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social media gives us no good mechanism to express sympathy. yet, without social media, i wouldn’t know these people or their story.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so what’s a lethal dose of ingested glitter?
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clouds.
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just the sunset last night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKvEwmyVOMI
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Thomas, the Nuclear Physicist. "You're causing fusion and delay!"
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cook breakfast, or not? eggs-istential dilemma.
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i wrote internet abbreviations on old post-it notes and gave them to the kids. my wife just flipped me the bird.
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being a dad makes it okay to be covered with glitter on a Saturday morning
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dear Directv: marionettes are creepy. signed, a begrudging customer.
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wow. lesson learned: don’t rename files in subversion if you ever plan to merge them. ow. ow.
mike susz
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In the first week of June, 1996 I started my first job where I got paid to make websites.
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Price hits 3 batters, stays in the game. Workman throws behind 1 batter, is ejected, and now suspended from 6 games. yep.
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For part of the year, sun through the skylights hits my desk directly. Cubehenge.
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top: 10ox;
yep time to quit.
yep time to quit.
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sunset (and moon!) from Rindge, NH
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i’m so glad i never learned Objective C.
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oh snap, is Alfred getting Sherlock’d?
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shirt tucked in? craig is a rebel #wwdc
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excellent, playing the WWDC keynote on my iPad while i work.
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this weekend’s driveway art project: nightmare fuel
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this was our turnaround point for the day. we started from the Gilson Pond campground lot. http://maps.apple.com/?lsp=0&sll=42.860053,-72.082894&q=42.860053,-72.082894
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thank you, cable conglomerates, for advertising the “Swamp Murders” show on an Animal Planet show i’m watching with my kids.
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my Fairpoint DSL is speedtesting at about 1.4mbit. weird. so I disconnect/reconnect PPPoE. now stuck in walled garden. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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TIL with our new coffeemaker i can bring the insulated carafe to my desk. anyways did you know that cars look like ants from up here? #buzzz
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wow that was amazing, formulaic, and awful. also Ron F’ing Perlman. A+
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also, this movie is terrible, but - giant robots fighting giant aliens.
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watching Pacific Rim, oh look there’s a Griffin Powermate heh. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003VWU2WA/?tag=msusz-20
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treehouses are cool but I prefer to call the arborchitecture
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i look forward to hosting my next event on http://Upcoming.org without requiring that people sign up for a yahoo account.
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dear David Price: hit 1 more batter and I think your entire team will require medical attention. #RedSox
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beer.
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@mikesusz
note to self: the next time you take your headphones out of your bag at home, i’m going to punch you in the face.
mike susz
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last night’s bedtime story: What the Ladybug Heard http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0805090282/&tag=msusz-20
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today, every meeting got worse until i wanted to (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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literally, LITERALLY. literally.
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i backed What Comes Next is the Future on Kickstarter. http://kck.st/1fSR9WE
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svn merge --dry-rub barbecue.rib