mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you check “[X] Remember Me” but it NEVER REMEMBERS YOU
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mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip: to keep the rag that you use with the stuff with the stuff
mike susz
@mikesusz
some organizations don't want to be fixed.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the worst part of getting racing games for the iPad is the enormous downloads when there are updates. when will iOS Apps get deltas/patches?
mike susz
@mikesusz
the best part of living in the middle of nowhere is i can do 40mhz wifi without any interference.
oh and nature, solitude, etc.
oh and nature, solitude, etc.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where rebooting your computer magically frees up 45gb of disk space.
mike susz
@mikesusz
queued up a bunch of podcasts of NPR shows to listen to in the car (with the kids) but they don’t seem to censor the podcast (they warn you)
mike susz
@mikesusz
man i’m really trying to be professional but sometimes
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mike susz
@mikesusz
write your defect as if the developer fixing it has never seen your app before. i know it’s harder but that’s your job.
mike susz
@mikesusz
fun fact: i arrange my tabs by how close they are to the metal. e.g. / Hosting control panel \ / VPS status \ / CMS Dashboard \
mike susz
@mikesusz
is there a term for when the @alyankovic version of a song supplants the original version in your memory?
mike susz
@mikesusz
is there something that you know and i don’t, LinkedIn?
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mike susz
@mikesusz
when i click a link i now instinctively dismiss full-page modals without reading them.
mike susz
@mikesusz
another package deemed ‘undeliverable as addressed’ really? go home USPS, you’re drunk.
mike susz
@mikesusz
live every <title> as if it will be bookmarked
mike susz
@mikesusz
more to the point, making developers unhappy in order to placate executives is like burning money to stay warm.
mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip: executive happiness should be proportional to developer happiness, not inverse to it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so apparently threatening your employees with mandatory ‘weekend work’ is still a thing.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Stand in a dark room and say “Burrito” three times. #lifehacks
mike susz
@mikesusz
LinkedIn Premium shows me how many profile views I get compared to my connections and oh well it’s high school all over again
mike susz
@mikesusz
Curate Playlists in my iTunes Library as a Service
mike susz
@mikesusz
NPR bumper sticker -5 mph
mike susz
@mikesusz
dear iPhoto: if you could somehow indicate that you’re importing, that would be super.
mike susz
@mikesusz
what if a camel showed up at a milk producing facility?
mike susz
@mikesusz
finishing dinner on the grill due to a really weird power outage. (reported to @psnh)
mike susz
@mikesusz
tweets like this are ouroboric
mike susz
@mikesusz
#done #grillin
mike susz
@mikesusz
#grillin
mike susz
@mikesusz
this would be my favorite multitasker if I didn't dislike painting so much.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"when do they stop beating each other up?"
"when one leaves for college."
"when one leaves for college."
mike susz
@mikesusz
i saw 4 of these at the beer store… now i’m regretting not buying the other 3. thanks @SierraNevada (and friends!)
mike susz
@mikesusz
if I had a very large dog and a very small dog I would affix a basket to the back of the large dog in which the small dog could ride
mike susz
@mikesusz
remember when we were all mad at the NSA?
mike susz
@mikesusz
Enabling users to stay on IE8 since 2009.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"I have computers older than you"
mike susz
@mikesusz
“You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” Oh, you mean when I click on the X button as quickly as possible? Yep, I believe it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
idea: like “Where’s George?” except for re-purposed Amazon delivery boxes.
mike susz
@mikesusz
also by not serving fake domain certs and man-in-the-middle attacking their own employees. just a thought.
mike susz
@mikesusz
just *maybe* a hypothetical company could save money by not having a human scan and categorize every URL their employees try to visit
mike susz
@mikesusz
is it burrito’clock yet?
mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip: if you want recruiters to leave you alone, just tell them you live where i live.
mike susz
@mikesusz
of course if you want it to work, do this: RT: @abackstrom: @mikesusz echo "127.0.0.1 locahost" | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts
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@mikesusz
sudo cat “127.0.0.1 locahost” >> /etc/hosts
mike susz
@mikesusz
also excellent talking to @frogandcode about being “old men” in web development. :)
mike susz
@mikesusz
excellent to catch up with @jeckman @jayroh and @jimmynotjim last night. and other people whose names don’t begin with “J”
mike susz
@mikesusz
i know my employer cares about me being productive when i make a request for an essential app and it sits in a queue until it times out.
mike susz
@mikesusz
home from @dribbble meetup. a delightful time was had.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you haven’t worn a watch in a long time and all the hair on your wrist grew back and ow!
mike susz
@mikesusz
your company is so diverse! of 12 executives, 10 are white guys, 1 is an Indian guy (CTO) one is female (CMO)
mike susz
@mikesusz
“Portlet” is too close to “Portalet” which is a “portable toilet” oh wait, yeah that’s probably appropriate.