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mike susz

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oh cool, new followers. *looks* [random female first name] + [random last name] && semi-naked photo && tweeting random hackneyed sayings.

Nov 12, 2013, 9:17 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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Etsy = (Kickstarter - gambling) ?

Nov 12, 2013, 8:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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i heard the (original) Tom Cochrane version of “Life Is A Highway” today. just as overproduced, but pleasantly lacking Rascal and/or Flatts.

Nov 12, 2013, 8:14 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

trying to be proficient in an unfamiliar (yet mature) codebase is like swimming in a pool full of jello and discarded hypodermic needles.

Nov 12, 2013, 7:06 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

you can tell i’m having a great day. great day.

Nov 12, 2013, 5:37 PM · view on Twitter

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oh cool, you abstracted this UI element to an include. but you forgot dependency management, and it doesn’t work anywhere else.

Nov 12, 2013, 5:37 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

that thing where you checked minified CSS into source control.

Nov 12, 2013, 5:34 PM · view on Twitter

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i love the part in the action movie where they walk in on the smart people suddenly rehashing the most basic details about the problem

Nov 12, 2013, 3:02 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

does this count? #firstsnow

Nov 12, 2013, 12:42 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

so apparently Mavericks saves battery by turning off wifi. like when i’m connected to a power adapter and curl’ing large files.

Nov 12, 2013, 12:23 AM · view on Twitter

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just tapped a clone recipe we brewed of Pyramid’s Snow Cap. it’s been fermenting since February.

Nov 11, 2013, 11:14 PM · view on Twitter

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Cyan (makers of Myst, Riven) have a new game on Kickstarter, 4 days left and close to goal. http://kck.st/16d8IRE

Nov 11, 2013, 9:01 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

that thing where every time you approach a task that should be simple and straightforward, there’s a heart-pummeling twist.

Nov 11, 2013, 6:56 PM · view on Twitter

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hrm only downside of iTunes reorg - half a terabyte backup to Time Machine. thank goodness for FW800.

Nov 11, 2013, 2:49 PM · view on Twitter

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yay, new org scheme in iTunes splits tv shows by season!

Nov 11, 2013, 2:25 PM · view on Twitter

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fun kid word mixups: alien / aryan #ugh

Nov 11, 2013, 1:07 PM · view on Twitter

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spent a few hours in the woods today with my axe, hatchet. clearing trail. as you do.

Nov 10, 2013, 8:50 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

yosemite bowline.

Nov 10, 2013, 6:54 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

bowline knot.

Nov 10, 2013, 5:32 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

entrepreneur? more like entrepinotnoir.

Nov 10, 2013, 3:12 AM · view on Twitter

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fun fact: when you state facts without some sort of witty context, they’re rarely fun.

Nov 10, 2013, 2:22 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

“oh, is that the foots ball?”

Nov 10, 2013, 2:17 AM · view on Twitter

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so, even a tiny amount of corn syrup turns my kids into terrible hell demons from hell.

Nov 10, 2013, 12:03 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

snuck out late this afternoon to roast. first time with @sweetmarias Espresso Monkey Blend.

Nov 9, 2013, 10:06 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

console.log("u mad?");

Nov 8, 2013, 9:58 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

wow so okay cool everybody i just signed up for Quora and now what i guess it’s like Reddit sorta and oh what’s this STOP ALL THE EMAILS

Nov 8, 2013, 8:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

song stuck in my head this morning. funny video. (explosions, zombies, etc) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sw9Fh6uk4Q

Nov 8, 2013, 3:32 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

this morning my wife and i took all 4 cats to the vet at once. hi.

Nov 8, 2013, 3:20 PM · view on Twitter

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i obviously haven’t been listening to enough podcasts, i can’t find a Harvest coupon code anywhere.

Nov 7, 2013, 8:46 PM · view on Twitter

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yay, my IE9 testing VM just updated itself to IE10. guess that’s one browser i don’t have to worry about anymore!

Nov 7, 2013, 6:52 PM · view on Twitter

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i started a message to an Etsy seller with “this may sound like a weird, obsessive question” then i laughed at myself.

Nov 7, 2013, 6:14 PM · view on Twitter

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never had this happen, deleted repo contents then reset —hard origin/master and it’s telling me that files exist and can’t be overwritten

Nov 7, 2013, 4:49 PM · view on Twitter

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i played Myst and Riven. http://kck.st/16d8IRE

Nov 7, 2013, 2:40 AM · view on Twitter

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of course i’m measuring my car’s key fob with a micrometer.

like a gentleman.

Nov 6, 2013, 10:31 PM · view on Twitter

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does anyone have any good jokes about crack?

Nov 6, 2013, 10:00 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

tech talk drinking game: every time someone says “disrupt” give a drink to a kitten.

Nov 6, 2013, 8:06 PM · view on Twitter

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when our heroes need help, we ante up. join me/us. http://www.gofundme.com/HelpUsHelpMolly

Nov 6, 2013, 5:12 PM · view on Twitter

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conflict: writing in a wry, self-effacing manner on your website that might be seen by (potential) clients.

Nov 6, 2013, 4:26 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Nov 6, 2013, 4:14 PM · view on Twitter

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nothing worse than finding a forum dedicated to a problem you’re having & seeing it’s all full of the same questions you have and no answers

Nov 6, 2013, 2:37 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

responsive is awesome! except on big screens this still happens, and this is why we getpocket and instapaper.

Nov 6, 2013, 2:00 PM · view on Twitter

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I learned a lot, I enjoyed talking to the few people I managed to summon the courage to converse with, but I'm tired.

Nov 5, 2013, 9:21 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I am conferenced out.

Nov 5, 2013, 9:18 PM · view on Twitter

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aw, my car made a friend!

Nov 5, 2013, 3:25 PM · view on Twitter

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interesting. elinks can’t seem to load pages from nginx.

Nov 5, 2013, 3:16 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

dear iTunes Store: please mark things that are Explicit as, you know, Explicit. since you have an “Explicit” flag. I kinda expect it.

Nov 5, 2013, 2:17 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my answer: I walked around the block three times before convincing myself to drink free beer, then leave.

Nov 5, 2013, 12:54 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

here’s a more accurate intro/extrovert test: you approach a party (you’ve been invited to) are you more compelled to go in or keep walking?

Nov 5, 2013, 12:52 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

at my age, I shouldn’t be turning down free beer.

Nov 5, 2013, 12:43 AM · view on Twitter

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every time i check a “Remember Me” box: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/remember-me.gif

Nov 4, 2013, 11:12 PM · view on Twitter