mike susz
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"You are driving as if we are not all going to have to come to a complete stop again in three seconds "
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mike susz
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downgraded my app-net account today. realized i hadn’t checked in months. twitter became less overtly evil faster than app-net got popular.
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so far, the most productive thing i’ve done today was eat lunch.
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my wife is cleaning out cabinets at home, found a bunch of old packets of tea. really old. antiqui-teas.
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what does it mean when you show up at work and there’s a wallet card on your desk that summarizes the corporate ‘culture’ ?
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When I'm sitting in traffic I like to play a game I call "are you singing or talking on a speakerphone"
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wow, how much rain are we getting? all the rain. all of it.
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suddenly, pouring.
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i get to throw a dart at you for every !important in your code. decide very carefully.
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if my work VPN had a face, i would punch it.
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that thing where you wake up at 5:15 to the sound of the cats knocking something over downstairs and then both your kids sleep past 7:30.
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tonight’s bedtime story: The Red Lemon. it was cute. :) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0606267859/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0606267859&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=VJHHGUGSUYJHXCAT
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dear Similac: we bought a gift for a friend, we’re not having another baby. please keep your coupons. and tweak your algorithm.
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three words: Venti. Drip. Please.
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wondering if I can privately fund "Keep Right Except to Pass" signs.
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dear website: making the text of your phone number and address part of an image is a terrible terrible thing to do and you should be ashamed
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dear brewer: i love the cute story about how you named the beer but if you could plz tell me a little about the beer that would be cool
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Uber is expanding to Manchester NH?
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ah, memories.
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all that's left of (one of) my Public Enemy t-shirts. I had it safety-pinned to a jean jacket.
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1987 was pretty awesome. (thx @Scott_Ian)
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game walkthrough, 1982-style.
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spent the day at a family gathering and felt really small. Susz’s are like redwoods, i think i’m the shortest adult.
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in case anyone is wondering - I'm sorting through my stuff that's been in my parents basement for 20+ years. as you do.
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srsly if anyone wants a bunch of Truckin' magazines from 1991 give me a shout. you pay postage.
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such nostalgic recycling
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Marty! Get in!
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be kind, rewind!
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28 years ago I rode this every day.
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so Firefox ‘responsive web view’ is great except remember mobile devices don’t have a huge scrollbar that takes up viewport space.
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every day i find out about a new social network i don’t understand. #thisis40
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lifehack: cook a whole pound of bacon in the morning, then you can randomly snack on bacon as you go about your daily business. #lifehacks
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that thing where your CPU spikes and your cooling fans blast until you go investigate and then it quiets down. it was lonely i guess.
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are you a wave or a particle?
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precip rate here peaked at 3.27in/hr at 4:54pm.
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wow. temp dropped 20 degrees between Waltham and Rindge. secondary roads partially flooded in places. quite a line of storms.
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currently under 4 separate watches or warnings at my house. thinking i might head home.
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i’m watching dueling-meteorologists in my Twitter feed
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7.1.2? sure, sounds like a small update.
“Downloading 1.44GB…”
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“Downloading 1.44GB…”
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mike susz
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it’s July! 1/2 of 2014 is over.
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uh-oh – a whole gang of drunk octopi waiting for you behind that door
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there are only so many -er’s you can be at the same time
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relevant reading today:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood#Corporate_personhood_in_the_United_States
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood#Corporate_personhood_in_the_United_States
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the dressing in my Trader Joe's salad is about to explode :(
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so great to finally be using SVG. i’ve been waiting for this since (i first used SVG in) 1999.
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lifehack: wear clothes the color of the things you usually spill on yourself #lifehack
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Steam should call their summer sale “Why Go Outside?”
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i finally bought “Gone Home” and i can’t play it because it makes parts of my Macbook Air too hot to touch. :/