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just *maybe* a hypothetical company could save money by not having a human scan and categorize every URL their employees try to visit

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is it burrito’clock yet?

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pro tip: if you want recruiters to leave you alone, just tell them you live where i live.

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of course if you want it to work, do this: RT: @abackstrom: @mikesusz echo "127.0.0.1 locahost" | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts

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sudo cat “127.0.0.1 locahost” >> /etc/hosts

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also excellent talking to @frogandcode about being “old men” in web development. :)

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excellent to catch up with @jeckman @jayroh and @jimmynotjim last night. and other people whose names don’t begin with “J”

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i know my employer cares about me being productive when i make a request for an essential app and it sits in a queue until it times out.

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home from @dribbble meetup. a delightful time was had.

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that thing where you haven’t worn a watch in a long time and all the hair on your wrist grew back and ow!

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your company is so diverse! of 12 executives, 10 are white guys, 1 is an Indian guy (CTO) one is female (CMO)

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“Portlet” is too close to “Portalet” which is a “portable toilet” oh wait, yeah that’s probably appropriate.

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in my day, “ask” was a verb, and “solid” was an adjective.

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that thing where you stop and tie one shoe and then it’s tighter than the other shoe so now you have to re-tie the other shoe.

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that thing where you type your username and password on the windows enterprise disclaimer-you-never-read screen. every. time.

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i think if i ever get tattoos, my first will be a reference that shows which side of the cornelius keg is for CO2 and which one is liquid.

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more ominous clouds.

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I hear thunder.

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my company spares no expense or resource to guarantee that every aspect of my job is challenging.

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wow zillow had billions

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idea: a Halo & Gordon Ramsay mashup called “Master Chief.” maybe all the cooks wear body armor.

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sent the kids outside to run around for 20 minutes before the rain hit.

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yellowjackets, meet gasoline.

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one of my best scores from NY this week: Elysian Superfuzz. (Seattle brewery that distributes to NY but not NH) http://www.elysianbrewing.com/elysian-beers/superfuzz-blood-orange/

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idea: square or maybe hexagonal hot dogs won't roll on the grill

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Y’all got fired up about this Comcast + Time Warner thing, all along not realizing that Matchbox & Hot Wheels are owned by the same company.

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Amazon needs an “Incognito Mode”

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idea: bottled water that tastes like ham

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I wonder if they'll let Price hit three batters and not eject him again.

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I double-checked my math; I'm only about 85-90% legit. I suppose that leaves me the option of quitting, if I choose to.

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wow. my employer blocks a lot of great developer’s blogs as “personal sites” welp guess i don’t need to learn anything bye.

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could microsoft or a 3rd party get to work copying Spaces from Apple or make some other really usable multi-desktop manager?

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a small correction: unless you’re holding the camera yourself, it’s not a “selfie.” it’s asking someone to take your picture.

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apparently, i deleted Foursquare before it was cool.

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So it looks like Hannaford in Rindge is _the big winner_ (since Market Basket has no goods)

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life in the fast lane. thanks, Fairpoint! http://www.speedtest.net/result/3645612249.png

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fluffy.

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my server is shut down so UPS power keeping up my weather station, DSL modem, router, and wifi router. still connected in the dark.

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....aaaand the power is out. reported to @psnh

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and now we’re getting most of the rain.

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oh look my
DSL is out again.

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thunderstorms have arrived!

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is there a place in iTunes to see your total un-listened podcast count besides the menu?

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for the record, i never wanted CSS variables. pre-processors provide abstractions. CSS should be dumb simple, just like html.

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I wonder how many times a resident of Schaghticoke, NY has to spell the name of their town over the phone

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Chrome gives me a menu icon i never asked for, and i open it to read “nothing to see here, move along” if Google had a face i would punch it

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i've been listening to Diplo in my car and now I think I have a concussion #bass

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The New York State Thruway is lousy with beautifully restored classic cars today

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