mike susz
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tip: put your hat and gloves in the arm of your winter coat! then you can spend 1/2hr looking around the house before you find them.
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is anyone else noticing stuff like google maps where you zoom/pan stops working in Safari (Mavericks) and you have to reload the page?
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my children refuse to eat Froot Loops.
i win at parenting.
i win at parenting.
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I have an amazed and a tired.
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correlation: wealth and skiing.
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Trader Joes parking lot. BMW with alarm going off indefinitely.
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the Starbucks App is way too complex. all it needs is a big button "COFFEE" that brings up a map.
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“mike, your computer is making drowning noises.” “oh, that’s just Skype.”
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alias mroe=“more”
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when i wake up, well i know i’m gonna be, i’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
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nothing confuses password manager apps quite like banks obfuscating username fields. oh - also, users. it confuses users.
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that ‘whooshing’ sound is the plans you put in place starting into action.
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did Apple make a deal with Adobe to ensure that PDFs suck in Safari?
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yay, i found the text file where i dumped all the notes from my iGoogle page when i found out it would be closing (now closed)
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so apparently having Skype crash/hang sometime before dinner (east coast) was a good thing (with a west coast client)
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email about new Pocket App features. i open in browser, save to Pocket.
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Billy Zabka is getting major mileage from How I Met Your Mother. good on ya.
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verifying that a major backend refactor didn’t change anything by switching branches, capturing output and diff’ing.
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my suet cake brings all the birds to the yard
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so, apparently i need more data.
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Kickstarter idea: any time i think “oh i’ll make a new Twitter account for…” a small mechanical bird attempts to peck my eyes out.
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2013 will be known as The Year of the Pretzel Bun.
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hands up if you just bought a song that you heard in a TV show last night.
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i enjoy solving “big brain” backend code problems, but it’s like eating one course of a meal over + over. need a palate cleanser. & dessert.
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there is a startling lack of UI development in my pipeline right now and i’m not very happy about it.
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worried about making big, stupid changes to code? make a branch, screw it up, throw it away! #git
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all these mysterious new followers are really gonna increase my hip-hop cred. wait, what’s ten thousand times zero?
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my kids say “zoom forward” and “zoom back” on the DVR. makes more sense than “rewind”
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Up, up, and away! for the winter.
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current status
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/dog-x.jpg
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listening to @the_crapshoot ep 6. excerpt: “…a stim pack for my night full of mistakes…” amazing.
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okay my audio setup has a crackle and unfortunately it’s not this kind http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Krackel-Fun-Size.jpg
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oh cool a company is IPO’ing valued at billions and i haven’t heard of them. hmm. that must be what that shark was all about.
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updating iBooks for iOS. bye bye wood.
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Every time I walk into a spider web, I like to think that Spiderman is giving me a warning about something.
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discovered a tax shelter: my kids dinosaur banks.
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pump espresso made from @sweetmarias Espresso Monkey blend that I roasted recently.
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good: using Sass. bad: still compiling 55 separate CSS files.
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here’s why i was so popular with the ladies in the late 90s. ladies.
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i developed my own CMS from 1998 through 2003. i feel like open-sourcing it on github would be fun and embarassing and maybe disastrous.
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i’m not sure why i screen-capped my desktop in 2003, but - enjoy!
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cool, Photoshop will still open 15 year old files. this was fun compositing. (and manually rounding corners. heh.)
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er, wait. i used Mambo from 2003-2005. then Drupal for a year. then WordPress.
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fun fact: the first CMS i used (that i didn’t write myself) was Mambo. from 2004-2007. then i switched to WordPress.
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i judge the quality of a movie by how many delicately-rendered 3d logos show in sequence at the beginning.
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did i just coin the phrase “guilt stream” in reference to things you add to a queue but never consume? if so, you’re welcome.
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i just deleted a heck-ton of podcasts i haven’t listened to. i don’t need another guilt-stream in my life.