mike susz
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now that i’ve said this out loud it sounds like a really great idea actually
mike susz
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if i decided to reinvent myself by adopting a completely new look, it would probably be Penn Jillette’s character from Hackers
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slow mo jumping dog toy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHlpmrdFDeo
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geez, i keep losing followers. what’s up with you stinky jerkface weirdos, anyway?
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flannel pants in August.
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i got these new-fangled headphones with a flat cable and it’s weird i mean in my day we would just have to sit real close to the gramophone
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wow so i guess Roxen still exists.
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so the catharsis of sending .gifs to each other at work is snatched away by firewalls blocking bukk-it and the like. back to the mine!
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I bristle at the suggestion that I “fake it ’til I make it.” I am incapable of “faking it.”
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i’d like to congratulate the citizens of Massachusetts who normally commute the same route i do, for not crashing in the rain today. super.
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that thing where you check “[X] Remember Me” but it NEVER REMEMBERS YOU
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pro tip: to keep the rag that you use with the stuff with the stuff
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some organizations don't want to be fixed.
mike susz
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the worst part of getting racing games for the iPad is the enormous downloads when there are updates. when will iOS Apps get deltas/patches?
mike susz
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the best part of living in the middle of nowhere is i can do 40mhz wifi without any interference.
oh and nature, solitude, etc.
oh and nature, solitude, etc.
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that thing where rebooting your computer magically frees up 45gb of disk space.
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queued up a bunch of podcasts of NPR shows to listen to in the car (with the kids) but they don’t seem to censor the podcast (they warn you)
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man i’m really trying to be professional but sometimes
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mike susz
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write your defect as if the developer fixing it has never seen your app before. i know it’s harder but that’s your job.
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fun fact: i arrange my tabs by how close they are to the metal. e.g. / Hosting control panel \ / VPS status \ / CMS Dashboard \
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is there a term for when the @alyankovic version of a song supplants the original version in your memory?
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is there something that you know and i don’t, LinkedIn?
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when i click a link i now instinctively dismiss full-page modals without reading them.
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another package deemed ‘undeliverable as addressed’ really? go home USPS, you’re drunk.
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live every <title> as if it will be bookmarked
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more to the point, making developers unhappy in order to placate executives is like burning money to stay warm.
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pro tip: executive happiness should be proportional to developer happiness, not inverse to it.
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so apparently threatening your employees with mandatory ‘weekend work’ is still a thing.
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Stand in a dark room and say “Burrito” three times. #lifehacks
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LinkedIn Premium shows me how many profile views I get compared to my connections and oh well it’s high school all over again
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Curate Playlists in my iTunes Library as a Service
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NPR bumper sticker -5 mph
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dear iPhoto: if you could somehow indicate that you’re importing, that would be super.
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what if a camel showed up at a milk producing facility?
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finishing dinner on the grill due to a really weird power outage. (reported to @psnh)
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tweets like this are ouroboric
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#done #grillin
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#grillin
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this would be my favorite multitasker if I didn't dislike painting so much.
mike susz
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"when do they stop beating each other up?"
"when one leaves for college."
"when one leaves for college."
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i saw 4 of these at the beer store… now i’m regretting not buying the other 3. thanks @SierraNevada (and friends!)
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if I had a very large dog and a very small dog I would affix a basket to the back of the large dog in which the small dog could ride
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remember when we were all mad at the NSA?
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Enabling users to stay on IE8 since 2009.
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"I have computers older than you"
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“You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” Oh, you mean when I click on the X button as quickly as possible? Yep, I believe it.
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idea: like “Where’s George?” except for re-purposed Amazon delivery boxes.
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also by not serving fake domain certs and man-in-the-middle attacking their own employees. just a thought.