mike susz
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“i’m gonna go downstairs and make a lot of noise for a while.”
“okay.”
“okay.”
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and done. 21oz (green) coffee roasted.
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Glenn Frey
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was great to meet @seanhussey in person and catch up with @jonheller @beep and @Coburnicus today.
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Hi-5!
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being a parent gives you a really convenient excuse to stop yourself from doing things that you would enjoy. it's kind of messed up.
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I regret not going to the party because I like to drink beer and talk. but I want to read my kids a story before bedtime tonight.
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The worst beating myself up is when I beat myself up and then I beat myself up for beating myself up
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about to see @hotdogsladies speak live for (my) first time. achievement unlocked! I may have to lie down.
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today I'm at #E4EDevConf at @ConstantContact if you see me, say hi! I look like my avatar.
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the last of it
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google image search needs to detect jpeg artifacts between otherwise-identical images and favor the clearer one.
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so I suddenly had an idea for a @Syfy movie
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@cgcardona that's big. Big.
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your linkbait articles forces me to play a video to get the punchline? hold on, let me poison my local DNS so i never see your site again.
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if the number is divisible by 3, print ‘fizz’ instead. if the number is divisible by 5, punch yourself in the crotch as hard as you can!
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guys, I think the web is actually older than we thought it was.
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need a sign that summer is over? landscapers in New England switch to cabbage.
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so now I can use ApplePay to buy groceries at Whole Foods and my skinny jeans will contract and implode me into a hipster singularity
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the last straw? someone scheduled a meeting for today at 1pm Eastern.
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"let's all just merge like decent human beings"
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some days it feels like Waze is trolling me like someone is laughing somewhere ha ha he really turned there
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I need a helmet before I'll try riding my skateboard again. because I'm old, not
because I'm young.
because I'm young.
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if Apple makes a watch that won't scratch the edge of my laptop as I type, I might consider it.
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basement wall framing pro-tip: leave the bottom plate solid across door openings but back-cut the threshhold
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when your company grows to a point where the IT organization makes your developers miserable, you have a serious problem.
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mess cleaned up. ready for drywall and door.
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framed, blocked, ready for (paperless) drywall
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the tools of persuasion
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raise your hand if you swung a sledgehammer over your head for a while today! ow.
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will feel slightly better about sending my student loan payment from Architecture School this month.
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after.
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my 5yo sees me and says "a speed square!" thanks @ThisOldHouse & @TomSilvaTOH
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various warnings, advisories, and statements
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it's coming. #NHwx
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work, or nap?
or, silly question?
or, silly question?
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any evil things that twitter may do will make them more money. remember - the goal of a company is to make $, not provide a free service.
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App-dot-net scared twitter a bit and kept them in check. when that dies off sufficiently, right back to the evil
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the gauge of twitter's being-evil-ness is a needle that points to the number of new twitter-like services starting up
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dear Fairpoint: Please Connect a DSL Line
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distributor was confused and apparently can’t get us a 1/6th barrel of @magichat Jinx. i has a sad. i has many sads.
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I bet the person who made two dangerous lanes changes to get one car ahead of me in traffic feels great super awesome now
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if your web app can’t connect to localhost:
1.) double-check your GRANT syntax
2.) verify your hostname
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE
1.) double-check your GRANT syntax
2.) verify your hostname
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE
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setting up new MYSQL database:
1.) CREATE USER ‘foo’@‘localhost’
2.) GRANT ALL ON foo.* TO ‘foo’@‘localhost’
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!
1.) CREATE USER ‘foo’@‘localhost’
2.) GRANT ALL ON foo.* TO ‘foo’@‘localhost’
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!
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okay how about Sharkdown.
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haha actually, ‘snarkdown’ is already being used. it’s a markdown editor? https://github.com/arcandio/snarkdown
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i wonder if i can turn left
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DSL finally reconnected at 1.1mbit i don’t dare cycle it to try and get (closer to the speed i pay for)