mike susz
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mike susz
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it’s amazing i ever forgave Ford.
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nobody panic, but, i’m almost out of frozen burritos.
who am i kidding EVERYBODY PANIC
who am i kidding EVERYBODY PANIC
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to determine the price to sell something on Craigslist: 1. look up the retail cost, 2. divide it in half, 3. punch yourself in the face.
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that thing where you look at your local test server and realize you haven’t archived old client sites for four years.
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who has the worst turf, Toronto or Tampa?
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the car warranty scammers get bolder. let’s add an official looking seal! this infuriates me.
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i’m gonna go ahead and venture a guess that these accounts are all spam:
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someday i want to ride the rails from town to town, playing a double-reed woodwind instrument. i’ll be a hoboe.
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SCAEA - Subscriber, Contributor, Author, Editor, Administrator.
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we had icon fonts in the 90’s. it’s called “Webdings”
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yesterday I found the iOS Settings->General->Accessibility->Button Shapes setting. it makes buttons look tappable.
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i can’t watch the Red Sox game because of the Jays fan who is whistling. it’s driving me crazy.
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all the world’s a stage. and the internet is the dumpster out back.
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email:
“Hope you are doing well!
We have an urgent…”
*delete*
“Hope you are doing well!
We have an urgent…”
*delete*
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Mt Kearsarge https://flic.kr/p/oSPPhm
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does my company have a standard form for exit interviews? looks like i’ll be conducting a few of them this week.
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“hi there, you mind doing my job for me? k thx”
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“I’m not assuming that you’d be interested, but at the very least I figured you might know someone with whom I should connect” wow. just wow
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that thing where you had plans to do stuff today and then you have to diagnose your internet connection and now what time is it?
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so apparently Fairpoints wants me to double-NAT.
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oh yeah i bought something from you on eBay i probably want to get your email newsletter weekly now
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oh you were born after 1990?
first watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM
then watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8H1bg65TaM
first watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM
then watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8H1bg65TaM
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sometimes what my kids sing is better than the original, e.g. “Put our hands up like the ceiling fan told us!”
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it only took me seven minutes to find a matching pair of socks in the mound of clean kids clothes. #WINNING
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current status:
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the only thing possibly more infuriating than the “reboot every network device” solution to low bandwidth, is when it works.
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fairly astounded at how quickly i re-configured apache VirtualDocumentRoot, especially after a couple beers. #BeerOps
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this made me unbelievably sad today.
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i’ve been playing “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” on loop for my kids for the last 90 minutes.
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that thing where you reserve judgement of a company or organization until you view the source of their website.
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try to be a force for good in the universe today.
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beer is good.
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so there’s like what, 54 days until The Walking Dead is back, not that i’m counting or anything.
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remember CRT monitors?
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that thing where the example in the book doesn’t work
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another call to ‘claim my website listing’ i would punch these people in the neck.
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if i was having an existential crisis, how would i know?
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having a moment.
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Breaking News: Market Basket being sold to Donald Sterling.
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Model View Your Mileage May Vary
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this is the time of night when i should just go to bed.
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i’ve been selected for a survey?
IT FINALLY HAPPENED, EVERYBODY! TODAY IS THE DAY!
IT FINALLY HAPPENED, EVERYBODY! TODAY IS THE DAY!
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2 ventmatic faucets, 2 shanks, 1 sankey, 1 liquid line. all BLC'd.
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weekend cleaning project.
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this javascript book refers to people who write html as “designer types”
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Who made this sign, then? Nice try, Kitchen Witch.
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i don’t feel like i’ve synergized with any brands yet today.
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Tweetbot needs a “what’s everybody freaking out about now?” tab