mike susz
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i think it’s really awesome to read “you are not a product” but i also read “free” and i can’t help but think “how will you pay the bills”
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"please don't climb on your brother while he's peeing" me, to foster kittens
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Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence
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hey guys, sitting down? i just saw a commercial that said the U2 album was free on iTunes.
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wow you can fix your bent iPhone 6 by putting it in the microwave for two minutes
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dear internet: we need an animated .gif of Obama saluting with a bent iPhone 6+ in his hand, thanks.
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how much money does a website make on a post if they can afford to destroy a $700 phone?
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that is an amazing turning radius for a lawn tractor. really great.
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let's go downstairs and screw-up some drywall!
wait no, what I meant was...
yeah, that's probably what I meant.
wait no, what I meant was...
yeah, that's probably what I meant.
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remember Twitter lists?
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ha, nice. this is what the first day of Autumn looks like on top of Mt. Washington (live!) http://www.mountwashington.org/weather/cam/deck/
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i really wanted to switch to Numbers but i’ve got two decades of formula writing in Excel and the translation isn’t *quite* the same
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one of our seven week old foster kittens weighs as much as my (now five year old) son did at birth. 1lb, 14oz.
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i got an email from my doctor’s office confirming an appointment i made over the phone. WE’RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!
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my social media strategy is currently limited to purchasing an AOL Keyword.
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“tell them to take off their startup hat and put on their smartup hat.” - me, just now.
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oh, right. I have to work tomorrow.
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i’ll be darned if i’m gonna run the AC after i’ve started the pellet stove. go home weather, you’re drunk!
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I wrote this eight years ago to convince all the other devs at WaMu to start writing semantic markup. http://girder.net/misc/achieving_web_standards.html
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btw I totally loved my job at WaMu. (from my office whiteboard) http://girder.net/misc/hb2.jpg http://girder.net/misc/dd.gif
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now is the time of being attacked by derpy wasps
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remember CRT monitors?
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today's Fairpoint tech: acknowledged that I knew what I was doing, explained the problem and solution, went a long way toward fixing my DSL.
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how many episodes was Master Chef? that’s time i’m never going to get back.
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big improvement in Safari 7.1: image files opened directly are centered.
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here ya go, judgemental tech. this is just one desk. please provide me with the service i pay you for, thanks!
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Fairpoint tech made a comment about how most people have 1 computer and don’t “overload the network” boy i wish.
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“boy i need to clean my desktop!”
* make folder “Desktop Crap 3” *
* drags all crap into new folder *
* dusts hands *
* make folder “Desktop Crap 3” *
* drags all crap into new folder *
* dusts hands *
mike susz
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i just typed a colon before a word instead of after it so i guess it’s time to pick up Ruby again
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srsly you don’t want to miss the release party
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foster kitten album cover photo
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of course, on the day Fairpoint is scheduled to come out and try to diagnose my DSL problems, it’s connected at full speed and rock solid.
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holy cow is this incredible. http://austinmann.com/trek/iphone-6-plus-camera-review-iceland
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i’m still unclear on what England, Britain, and the United Kingdom are exactly. yesterday’s vote hasn’t changed that.
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I'm 40 and I'm awake past midnight so I turn into a gremlin now?
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home from @refreshboston what an informative and delightful time
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I called about my DSL disconnecting frequently and then my phone died also. so that was a thing.
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am i the only one getting 503 errors for every iOS app update today?
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now, rdio might be readable again!
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so far iOS8 has given me my most-wanted feature: contrast.
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call my house one more time and i’m not gonna vote at all.
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how is it economically feasible to conduct a train bound for nowhere? how much is a ticket? is it one-way? none of this makes any sense.
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watching Master Chef and, like all season, I can’t get past the railing on the balcony that doesn’t meet building codes.
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okay i made fun of the ‘fizzbuzz’ exercise last week but i’ve refactored this seven or eight times now and i might need counseling.
mike susz
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i listened to the whole U2 album so now i get a free Apple Watch, right? that’s how it works, right?
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i finally understand closure! Eloquent Javascript taught me. http://eloquentjavascript.net reading voraciously.
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remember when URLs meant something?
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another round of fighting with IT over a simple request (approved by a VP already). who’s running this organization?
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someone made buttery microwave popcorn in the office at 9:30am
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Wachusett’s Octoberfest on tap now. It’s raining. The car dealers have pickup trucks on the front-line. Summer is officially over!