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can finally feel most of my face again after dentist this morning. strong stuff.
Dec 28, 2013, 9:55 PM · view on Twitter
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that thing where you actually start reading a Facebook ad and then Facebook switches the ads.
Dec 28, 2013, 5:16 PM · view on Twitter
Today is my Friday!
Dec 28, 2013, 1:55 AM · view on Twitter
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any genius mix that finds Shabba Ranks is a friend of mine.
Dec 27, 2013, 7:19 PM · view on Twitter
Dec 27, 2013, 6:46 PM · view on Twitter
hard to believe it’s been more than five years since i quit my job at WaMu.
Dec 27, 2013, 5:53 PM · view on Twitter
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/mode #life +b *!*@*haters*
Dec 27, 2013, 5:49 PM · view on Twitter
my love affair with LiveReload might be over. can you just never compile anything that starts with underscore into its own css file? ever?
Dec 27, 2013, 4:35 PM · view on Twitter
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“ugh, can’t connect to the server.” … “oh, i shut down the server while i was gone.” welcome back!
Dec 27, 2013, 2:47 PM · view on Twitter
Dec 25, 2013, 5:25 PM · view on Twitter
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it took my (64 year old) mom 15 minutes to get thru password selection on her new iPad. masking a password during setup makes no sense.
Dec 25, 2013, 3:29 PM · view on Twitter
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there is a LOT of country christmas music, folks.
Dec 24, 2013, 3:24 PM · view on Twitter
Tried to keep on smilin' today as people tried to murder me with their cart and/or automobile. Merry Christmas!
Dec 24, 2013, 12:14 AM · view on Twitter
Any sufficiently advanced casserole is indistinguishable from magic.
Dec 23, 2013, 4:55 PM · view on Twitter
ahem. Aquatic Mammals in a Barrel.
Dec 23, 2013, 1:03 PM · view on Twitter
The New York State Thruway is rebranding 'Parking Area' as 'Text Area.'
Dec 22, 2013, 10:39 PM · view on Twitter
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carolers just came to my door. they obviously missed the private property warning signs. (just kidding. it was cute. my kids loved it.)
Dec 21, 2013, 11:30 PM · view on Twitter
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Dec 21, 2013, 12:21 PM · view on Twitter
dear iTunes, why are your permissions always out of whack? signed, Disk Utility.
Dec 21, 2013, 11:37 AM · view on Twitter
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i’m making a markdown file template for a packing list. this seems indulgent except every time i travel i forget *something*
Dec 21, 2013, 1:44 AM · view on Twitter
Dec 20, 2013, 10:47 PM · view on Twitter
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tired: emoji in marketing email subject lines. wired: animated gifs in marketing email body.
Dec 20, 2013, 9:03 PM · view on Twitter
best? or worst? cross-product marketing & bundle:
Dec 20, 2013, 8:50 PM · view on Twitter
dear Seattle friends talking about your snow: you’re adorable.
Dec 20, 2013, 6:32 PM · view on Twitter
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at the dentist. so far, we've confirmed: I have teeth.
Dec 20, 2013, 1:59 PM · view on Twitter
America! Celebrities vote with their mouths, consumers vote with their dollars. The system works.
Dec 20, 2013, 2:55 AM · view on Twitter
so i can understand two factor authentication, but why do you still time my session out after 30 minutes?
Dec 19, 2013, 9:02 PM · view on Twitter
so, my solution to figuring out Capistrano 3 was to downgrade to 2. when the sparse documentation is updated for v3, i’ll try again.
Dec 19, 2013, 4:54 PM · view on Twitter
company follows you on twitter. you follow company back. company DM’s you a link to linkedin.
Dec 19, 2013, 2:29 PM · view on Twitter
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lunch is for launchers
Dec 18, 2013, 7:18 PM · view on Twitter
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Dec 18, 2013, 5:34 PM · view on Twitter
Dec 18, 2013, 3:52 PM · view on Twitter
if you're keeping track, ~60% of the socks in this household currently have a banana sticker stuck on them.
Dec 18, 2013, 2:31 PM · view on Twitter
Dec 18, 2013, 3:01 AM · view on Twitter
My favorite holiday recipe: 1.) take three cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips, 2.) eat them 3.) recipe over!
Dec 18, 2013, 1:19 AM · view on Twitter
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I’m not making a generalization or anything, I’m just saying that since I turned 40, I happen to see Jeopardy more than I happen to miss it.
Dec 18, 2013, 12:48 AM · view on Twitter
can’t complain about snow at 12 degrees. shoveling will be relatively easy.
Dec 17, 2013, 5:24 PM · view on Twitter
“gah, why is my ‘releases’ folder so huge?” “oh, hello every update i’ve made to my site in the past year.” capistrano is fun. :)
Dec 17, 2013, 4:16 PM · view on Twitter
oof. yeah if you’re upgrading from Capistrano 2.x to 3.x read
http://www.capistranorb.com/documentation/upgrading/ Dec 17, 2013, 3:40 PM · view on Twitter
oh this is a really important project and i’m working with other devs and hey guys how come nobody (but me) has checked in code for days?
Dec 17, 2013, 3:32 PM · view on Twitter
snow’s here! #NHwx
Dec 17, 2013, 3:28 PM · view on Twitter
Dec 17, 2013, 1:45 PM · view on Twitter
that thing where git thinks i renamed a file but it’s a new file and then i want to PUNCH EVERYTHING
Dec 16, 2013, 8:22 PM · view on Twitter
the latest iteration of Spaces in Mac OS X is the greatest thing since 2 iterations ago of Spaces in Mac OS X.
Dec 16, 2013, 7:13 PM · view on Twitter
“Stop obsessing over your tools and get work done!” “Here’s a fifteen hundred words about a pen.”
Dec 16, 2013, 2:06 PM · view on Twitter
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so, my wife’s Kindle is on my Amazon account. this leads to contrasts.
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Safari.snap.032.png Dec 16, 2013, 4:03 AM · view on Twitter
kicked a keg tonight. hope we can find another 1/6th barrel of @WachusettBrew Winter.
Dec 16, 2013, 12:10 AM · view on Twitter
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Dec 15, 2013, 10:18 PM · view on Twitter
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did i miss a meeting? is sunday night the start of the work week now?
Dec 15, 2013, 9:56 PM · view on Twitter
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watching these old christmas movies now is kinda weird. it’s like the passed each frame thru Photoshop’s “sharpen edges.”
Dec 15, 2013, 4:29 PM · view on Twitter
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