mike susz
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so far iOS8 has given me my most-wanted feature: contrast.
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mike susz
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call my house one more time and i’m not gonna vote at all.
mike susz
@mikesusz
how is it economically feasible to conduct a train bound for nowhere? how much is a ticket? is it one-way? none of this makes any sense.
mike susz
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watching Master Chef and, like all season, I can’t get past the railing on the balcony that doesn’t meet building codes.
mike susz
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okay i made fun of the ‘fizzbuzz’ exercise last week but i’ve refactored this seven or eight times now and i might need counseling.
mike susz
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i listened to the whole U2 album so now i get a free Apple Watch, right? that’s how it works, right?
mike susz
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i finally understand closure! Eloquent Javascript taught me. http://eloquentjavascript.net reading voraciously.
mike susz
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remember when URLs meant something?
mike susz
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another round of fighting with IT over a simple request (approved by a VP already). who’s running this organization?
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someone made buttery microwave popcorn in the office at 9:30am
mike susz
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Wachusett’s Octoberfest on tap now. It’s raining. The car dealers have pickup trucks on the front-line. Summer is officially over!
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“i’m gonna go downstairs and make a lot of noise for a while.”
“okay.”
“okay.”
mike susz
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and done. 21oz (green) coffee roasted.
mike susz
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current status
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Glenn Frey
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was great to meet @seanhussey in person and catch up with @jonheller @beep and @Coburnicus today.
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Hi-5!
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current status
mike susz
@mikesusz
being a parent gives you a really convenient excuse to stop yourself from doing things that you would enjoy. it's kind of messed up.
mike susz
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I regret not going to the party because I like to drink beer and talk. but I want to read my kids a story before bedtime tonight.
mike susz
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The worst beating myself up is when I beat myself up and then I beat myself up for beating myself up
mike susz
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about to see @hotdogsladies speak live for (my) first time. achievement unlocked! I may have to lie down.
mike susz
@mikesusz
today I'm at #E4EDevConf at @ConstantContact if you see me, say hi! I look like my avatar.
mike susz
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the last of it
mike susz
@mikesusz
google image search needs to detect jpeg artifacts between otherwise-identical images and favor the clearer one.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so I suddenly had an idea for a @Syfy movie
mike susz
@mikesusz
@cgcardona that's big. Big.
mike susz
@mikesusz
your linkbait articles forces me to play a video to get the punchline? hold on, let me poison my local DNS so i never see your site again.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if the number is divisible by 3, print ‘fizz’ instead. if the number is divisible by 5, punch yourself in the crotch as hard as you can!
mike susz
@mikesusz
guys, I think the web is actually older than we thought it was.
mike susz
@mikesusz
need a sign that summer is over? landscapers in New England switch to cabbage.
mike susz
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so now I can use ApplePay to buy groceries at Whole Foods and my skinny jeans will contract and implode me into a hipster singularity
mike susz
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the last straw? someone scheduled a meeting for today at 1pm Eastern.
mike susz
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"let's all just merge like decent human beings"
mike susz
@mikesusz
some days it feels like Waze is trolling me like someone is laughing somewhere ha ha he really turned there
mike susz
@mikesusz
I need a helmet before I'll try riding my skateboard again. because I'm old, not
because I'm young.
because I'm young.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if Apple makes a watch that won't scratch the edge of my laptop as I type, I might consider it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
basement wall framing pro-tip: leave the bottom plate solid across door openings but back-cut the threshhold
mike susz
@mikesusz
when your company grows to a point where the IT organization makes your developers miserable, you have a serious problem.
mike susz
@mikesusz
mess cleaned up. ready for drywall and door.
mike susz
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framed, blocked, ready for (paperless) drywall
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the tools of persuasion
mike susz
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raise your hand if you swung a sledgehammer over your head for a while today! ow.
mike susz
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will feel slightly better about sending my student loan payment from Architecture School this month.
mike susz
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after.
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my 5yo sees me and says "a speed square!" thanks @ThisOldHouse & @TomSilvaTOH
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various warnings, advisories, and statements
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it's coming. #NHwx
mike susz
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work, or nap?
or, silly question?
or, silly question?
mike susz
@mikesusz
any evil things that twitter may do will make them more money. remember - the goal of a company is to make $, not provide a free service.