mike susz
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remember kids, the only tool that makes drywall finishing easy, is the telephone.
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that's a knife!
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great conference. great trip. great drive home. great to be home.
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pro tip: turn dropbox sync back on after conference.
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i’m sorry, HDMI ports are precious. i’d love a fireTV or a Chromecast but you need to be “Sponge-worthy.”
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at least 70% of this hotel is empty and tonight they put a family of hard-of-hearing elephants in the room next to me. wonderful.
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tomorrow i have the option of taking the long way home from Lake George, let’s do some math on how much Heady Topper i can carry in my car.
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idea: a brand vowel replacement service called vowl
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thanks for the glass, #levelupcon it sure beats plastic cups at my hotel :)
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dear @FordService please explain this. https://gist.github.com/mikesusz/876f082ebede058ebef8
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my car made my head hurt and now i’m back @ hotel. no after party for me tonight, maybe tomorrow.
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Srsly, I’m turning 41 tomorrow and I need to know if I’m risking a vestless violation. Good thing my hotel is near an Eddie Bauer Outlet.
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Saratoga Springs: older people wearing fleece vests. younger people - no vests. Trying to determine the age at which vests become mandatory.
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free lunch and paid beer. I can handle that. :)
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slept like a rock in Lake George and drove down to Saratoga this morning. let the conferencing commence, post-haste!
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The Flame in the Flood. i backed this game with haste. looks amazing! http://kck.st/ZbT1ay
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my kids Puma shoes came in this awesome shoe box: https://vimeo.com/108259895
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idea: Lunch & LARP
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the part of Windows 7 that checks for internet connectivity should be called “Chicken Little.dll”
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very interesting: René-Levasseur Island, Quebec, Canada https://www.google.com/maps/place/René-Levasseur+Island,+Quebec,+Canada/
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i am tired.
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I need a powerbar dispenser built into my dashboard
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I guess it's fitting: I paid for a web conference myself, and I have to burn vacation time to go to it, and the URL is blocked at work.
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Halloween costume idea: dress up as a social media consultant and walk around moaning "Braaaaaands... Braaaaands... BRAAAANDS!"
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next week at this time - back in the boxcar.
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October 5th. drinking pumpkin beer and grilling. as you do.
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is there a crossfit thingie like this
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time to update my résumé!
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the National Weather Service has issued a Freeze Warning for my county. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo43B6nu60
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making my wife watch Stephen Fry in America with me.
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i’m heading out to Saratoga for #levelupcon this week, if you’re going, give me a shout.
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metering out some of my old cars to the boys.
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raspberry pi was 100% full on root. need to clean apt package cache!
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"this old featherbed isn't big enough for the both of us... oh wait yeah it is, n/m"
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I wish I could be as optimistic as my GPS sometimes
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either someone else is watering my plant in my cube, or it thrives on neglect.
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i think it’s time to redecorate my bedroom:
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hey “brand” people, figure this one out: my kids have never read or watched spider man, yet they both want to be spider man for halloween
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Siri, wake me up before you go go
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it’s really fun to play with node and learn some javascript stuff oh wait npm can’t get out of the firewall welp flush that down the terlet
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New England!
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that thing where the sheet on your bed is slipping one way and the blankets the other way and I don't even
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"did we go see that movie together?"
"no."
"alright, nevermind then."
"no."
"alright, nevermind then."
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i don’t even
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the most difficult thing for my kids to comprehend from Schoolhouse Rock is what a “record machine” is.
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it’s tough to finish my home improvement projects because the hammer drill wakes up the children.
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Eels - Last Stop: This Town. go listen now.
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what an eventful evening
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current status
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that thing where you suddenly take your glasses off, look at how filthy they are, and wonder how you’ve been able to see at all.