mike susz
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proof that you need espresso: you made some, then went back to your desk and forgot it on the espresso machine.
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my only issue with sportsball is stuff like: “we overcame a lot of adversity” no, you’re highly paid pros with huge support organizations.
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i think the key to personal development might be to reduce the time it takes to become dissatisfied with the work i’ve already done.
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congratulations for some, condolences for others.
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“How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?” http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-protect.html#elvis
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SPORTSBALL
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time for my favorite weekend morning activity: walk around with a cup of coffee, looking out the windows at the snow.
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enormous snowflakes! #NHwx
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working on a redesign of my site and the page weight is almost 900kb! unacceptable. time to optimize.
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i can hardly keep up with all these podcasts about time management
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hey guys i’m gonna try and catch up on seasons 1-3 before game of thrones season 4 starts, is there any info about this on the internet?
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Yay for Adobe making Flash installer work even though I block their click-tracking servers. Boo for Adobe click-tracking Flash installer.
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My oldest is in pre-school now, so I’m filling the void in conversation by announcing “I need to pee on the potty!” before I leave the room.
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been catching up on Dads being Dads podcast @DBDCast it’s entertaining and cathartic.
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last few hours for @coworkbuffalo’s kickstarter. http://kck.st/18RQYKG if you live nearby, why not kick in a few bucks and get a day-pass?
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i mentioned something about the ‘old days’ of the web and one of the guys i’m working with mentioned that he was born in 1991.
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“Your Acrobat Reader has been updated successfully.” welp, looks like I’m going to sleep well. goodnight, suckers!
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oh by the way, if you want a bunch of that hot wheels track, people sell it on ebay in lots. just sayin. ;)
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hey, i don’t judge what you do at lunchtime. MT @squaredesign: lunchbreak.
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Results per page: MOAR
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“hmm, is it raining?” *launches an app* *facepalm*
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ways i will attempt to make my brain work in 2014: Celsius, and Lumens
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that thing where you realize, if i’m only loading one image on this website, why am i not base64 encoding it directly in the stylesheet?
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it’s 2014 and i only just used jQuery’s .load method (with url + selector) for the first time. i feel like a wizard.
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Google + Nest + Boston Dynamics. if your house catches fire, one of those terrifying robots runs over and drags you outside.
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need to figure out a career path where i get paid to send gifs to people
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wow, now i can’t pause huffpost auto-playing (bottom of page) videos. welp, never clicking your links again.
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i love having friends whom i can ask for their opinion on something, and they say “this is completely and totally wrong.”
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went out to the shed without a coat because, heck, 32F is t-shirt weather.
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this is better. MT @jayroh: @mikesusz mullhawk?
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saw a kid on tv that had a combo mohawk and mullet. mohullet?
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where did the salt & sand budget go?
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I’ve been really loving the European Rally Championship on Velocity Channel.
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oh, also, NO SPOILERS.
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Enjoy your purchase of “The Italian's Inexperienced Mistress!”
yep, my wife is trolling me now via our shared Amazon Kindle account.
yep, my wife is trolling me now via our shared Amazon Kindle account.
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ooh, you ‘gamified’ your app. well, we just convinced our 3yo and 4yo to help sort laundry for an hour.
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until last night i hadn’t gotten an amber alert on my iPhone. wow that’s tough to miss.
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OH: “it’s a little early for pants, isn’t it?”
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i don’t mind ads on iTunes radio, but it’s jarring to go from audio (music) to an HD-quality video ad (that hangs on my internet connection)
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i work from home, i talk about frozen burritos on twitter. envy me!
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i’ve eaten enough frozen burritos to have opinions about them.
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okay, just going to come out and say it. Gordon is a jerk. the steamies are all mostly jerks, but Gordon is the biggest jerk.
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more gold from the archives: compact discs! (1992 and 1997)
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“i can’t properly express my emotions without an animated gif”
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snow drift off of an overhang at my parents’ house (east of Buffalo, NY)
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sometimes when one door closes, you get thrown out a window.
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wow today is just full of surprises.
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in cases of work-related anxiety, i can re-read my own affirmation: MT @squaredesign: writes: monkeys and spaceships http://squaredesign.com/writes/monkeys-and-spaceships/
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burrito me!