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mike susz

@mikesusz

am i the only one getting 503 errors for every iOS app update today?

Sep 18, 2014, 1:40 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

now, rdio might be readable again!

Sep 18, 2014, 1:28 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so far iOS8 has given me my most-wanted feature: contrast.

Sep 18, 2014, 1:28 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

call my house one more time and i’m not gonna vote at all.

Sep 18, 2014, 12:43 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

how is it economically feasible to conduct a train bound for nowhere? how much is a ticket? is it one-way? none of this makes any sense.

Sep 17, 2014, 2:36 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

watching Master Chef and, like all season, I can’t get past the railing on the balcony that doesn’t meet building codes.

Sep 17, 2014, 1:29 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

okay i made fun of the ‘fizzbuzz’ exercise last week but i’ve refactored this seven or eight times now and i might need counseling.

Sep 16, 2014, 7:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i listened to the whole U2 album so now i get a free Apple Watch, right? that’s how it works, right?

Sep 16, 2014, 5:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i finally understand closure! Eloquent Javascript taught me. http://eloquentjavascript.net reading voraciously.

Sep 16, 2014, 5:15 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

remember when URLs meant something?

Sep 16, 2014, 5:03 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

another round of fighting with IT over a simple request (approved by a VP already). who’s running this organization?

Sep 16, 2014, 4:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

someone made buttery microwave popcorn in the office at 9:30am

Sep 16, 2014, 1:47 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Wachusett’s Octoberfest on tap now. It’s raining. The car dealers have pickup trucks on the front-line. Summer is officially over!

Sep 13, 2014, 8:24 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“i’m gonna go downstairs and make a lot of noise for a while.”
“okay.”

Sep 13, 2014, 2:18 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

and done. 21oz (green) coffee roasted.

Sep 13, 2014, 1:11 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

current status

Sep 13, 2014, 12:36 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Glenn Frey

Sep 13, 2014, 11:52 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

was great to meet @seanhussey in person and catch up with @jonheller @beep and @Coburnicus today.

Sep 13, 2014, 12:43 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Hi-5!

Sep 13, 2014, 12:21 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

current status

Sep 12, 2014, 11:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

being a parent gives you a really convenient excuse to stop yourself from doing things that you would enjoy. it's kind of messed up.

Sep 12, 2014, 10:01 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I regret not going to the party because I like to drink beer and talk. but I want to read my kids a story before bedtime tonight.

Sep 12, 2014, 9:57 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

The worst beating myself up is when I beat myself up and then I beat myself up for beating myself up

Sep 12, 2014, 9:52 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

about to see @hotdogsladies speak live for (my) first time. achievement unlocked! I may have to lie down.

Sep 12, 2014, 7:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

today I'm at #E4EDevConf at @ConstantContact if you see me, say hi! I look like my avatar.

Sep 12, 2014, 3:44 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the last of it

Sep 11, 2014, 11:50 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

google image search needs to detect jpeg artifacts between otherwise-identical images and favor the clearer one.

Sep 11, 2014, 7:14 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so I suddenly had an idea for a @Syfy movie

Sep 11, 2014, 11:47 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@cgcardona that's big. Big.

Sep 11, 2014, 2:54 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

your linkbait articles forces me to play a video to get the punchline? hold on, let me poison my local DNS so i never see your site again.

Sep 11, 2014, 12:45 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

if the number is divisible by 3, print ‘fizz’ instead. if the number is divisible by 5, punch yourself in the crotch as hard as you can!

Sep 10, 2014, 7:03 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

guys, I think the web is actually older than we thought it was.

Sep 10, 2014, 6:27 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

need a sign that summer is over? landscapers in New England switch to cabbage.

Sep 10, 2014, 6:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so now I can use ApplePay to buy groceries at Whole Foods and my skinny jeans will contract and implode me into a hipster singularity

Sep 9, 2014, 5:54 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the last straw? someone scheduled a meeting for today at 1pm Eastern.

Sep 9, 2014, 3:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

"let's all just merge like decent human beings"

Sep 9, 2014, 1:24 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

some days it feels like Waze is trolling me like someone is laughing somewhere ha ha he really turned there

Sep 9, 2014, 12:49 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I need a helmet before I'll try riding my skateboard again. because I'm old, not
because I'm young.

Sep 8, 2014, 10:32 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

if Apple makes a watch that won't scratch the edge of my laptop as I type, I might consider it.

Sep 8, 2014, 10:29 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

basement wall framing pro-tip: leave the bottom plate solid across door openings but back-cut the threshhold

Sep 8, 2014, 1:36 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

when your company grows to a point where the IT organization makes your developers miserable, you have a serious problem.

Sep 8, 2014, 1:12 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

mess cleaned up. ready for drywall and door.

Sep 7, 2014, 10:37 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

framed, blocked, ready for (paperless) drywall

Sep 7, 2014, 5:12 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the tools of persuasion

Sep 7, 2014, 3:30 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

raise your hand if you swung a sledgehammer over your head for a while today! ow.

Sep 7, 2014, 12:13 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

will feel slightly better about sending my student loan payment from Architecture School this month.

Sep 6, 2014, 11:20 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

after.

Sep 6, 2014, 10:59 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my 5yo sees me and says "a speed square!" thanks @ThisOldHouse & @TomSilvaTOH

Sep 6, 2014, 9:17 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

various warnings, advisories, and statements

Sep 6, 2014, 7:42 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it's coming. #NHwx

Sep 6, 2014, 7:28 PM · view on Twitter