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just got above freezing here in Rindge. #NHwx

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Indiana Jones and the Lost Person who Maintains the Mailing Lists

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angry IM this morning from IT security that I had restricted app installed. didn't bother to check that I had an approved exception request.

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weekend lesson: I'm probably too old to kneel on concrete for half a day. ow.

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wow, i hadn’t seen the Maroon 5 “Animals” video until just now.

never another dollar of my money.

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i used an excel spreadsheet to lay out my flooring cuts today. because math.

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i’m tired and sore but i put down a bunch of flooring today and now beer.

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it’s weird hearing my kids sing songs that i didn’t teach them.

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dolla dolla bill y’all

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should i be happy or ashamed that i’m trouncing the contestants on Jeopardy “Kids Week”

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what’s all this, then?

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alligator is all snug in a blanket and also he looks like he's SO HIGH like srsly

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fun fact: since I started leaving an "emergency" pair of headphones at work, I have not forgotten my (good) headphones not once ever.

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comma drama

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hey @AmazonHelp how do i report products that are mis-categorized?

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i’m wondering if we should get a real christmas tree, a fake tree, or just scatter pine boughs around the living room before the cats can.

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seriously we have all this technology and I still can't sync my palm pilot. I refuse to switch to lotus notes.

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I'm too tired to correct typos and tweet again.

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quiche and IPA

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thank you, bagger at Market Basket. I'm sorry you didn't get into engineering school, but I think we both know why.

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driveway clear. tired.

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finding a lightning cable takes less time than trying to figure out why Airdrop doesn’t work (again)

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just had an old D battery literally pour acid all over my hand. bucket list?

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root cause: power outage, server failed to shut itself down, UPS drained, UPS never restarted.

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my wife is reading from a list of “funniest tweets of 2014” and NONE OF THEM are from my fake account.

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it’s interesting seeing people fanboy who you have never seen fanboy before.

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“cyber monday” an excuse for every retailer i ordered one thing from seven years ago to email me again.

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so now in iTunes there’s no checkbox anymore, there’s a context-menu item called “Uncheck Selection”

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why is there a checkbox that says “Remember my password” if you NEVER REMEMBER MY PASSWORD???

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thanks for the (six) reminders, Twitter. i can mute the NFL hashtag today!

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Paul Stanley!

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at that point where i say “welp, i’m glad i only paid twenty bucks for this.”

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and now my devices judge me based on my internet connection speed.

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40 minutes later, update failed. we've been unable to use the device because it cannot update itself. the old software must be embarrassing.

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so far we are not impressed with the available content from Amazon.

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i’m just gonna change the name of the webex meeting app to ‘not responding’

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two days ago it was 16F. today it was 60F. wacky.

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you don’t have to be faster than the bear; you just have to capitalize on your synergistic opportunities for thought-leadership.

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yep.

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I wonder if this is how the @internetarchive works, too

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this is 2MEG of RAM.

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for sale: I/O (14 dual-port gigabit NICs)

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for sale: dataz.

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Bagel Alley in Nashua is my new pilgrimage destination.

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slow motion for SCIENCE pt2: engineering improvements http://youtu.be/JTJGZPqsST4

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slow-motion for SCIENCE http://youtu.be/0YmJHdsqEBs

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man, there's nothing I like better than random emails offering to broker my "premium domains."

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i just mentioned that my truck was a ‘chilly truck’ and that made me think about a ‘chili truck’ and now i want a whole truck full of chili

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instead of saturday morning cartoons, i’m watching Innovation Nation with my kids. not bad. http://www.thehenryford.org/innovationNation/

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