mike susz
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the kitchen is so festive!
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mike susz
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do you use Sublime Text? do you love @Package_Control? we all do! help @wbond out with a few $ for hosting. :) https://packagecontrol.io/about
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have there been any academic pubs on how in a microwave the ends of a burrito can reach the temp of liquid magma while the center is frozen?
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I have to take with a grain of salt, any opinion about Codes of Conduct espoused by middle-aged white men. including this one.
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just in case your dev day wasn't bad enough, you could be at the dentist now.
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a little judgey, eh USPS? that a business was closed on Sunday?
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that thing where you give a demo and the expectations were not set and you basically get yelled at for 20 minutes.
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i’m usually averse to lying to my children, but wielding “i’m on the phone with Santa Claus” is akin to MAGIC
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i just started playing A Dark Room this morning and an hour magically disappeared. (many more will follow) https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/a-dark-room/id736683061?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF
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soon. (cleaning faucets and lines) on the left: @WachusettBrew Winter. on the right: @BerkshireBrewCo Cabin Fever.
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snacktivism: i vote with my treat!
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snacktivism.
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i didn’t know Brown Shugga was back but then i found some and i am happy. :)
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I really miss the twitters when I'm at work.
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my wife is the world’s worst IT client.
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that thing where you have dozens of notebooks from conferences but you can’t find any so you keep scribbling on the same piece of paper
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all about tha boots. 'bout tha boots. no sneakers.
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that thing where i’m so freaking tired from the weekend that i could sleep until Tuesday.
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everybody knows how much i like to make metaphors
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“25 Best…” and each one is a separate page? lol nope. [X]
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MVC - Minimum Viable Christmas
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Self-Loathing as a Service
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so far my favorite new feature in Yosemite has been randomly crashing the OS.
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“i have a hard time having sympathy for you, since you did that thing that made you sad.”
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sold a set of snow tires, bought a christmas tree and stand, got a growler filled, rearranged half the basement. now: beer.
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although i’m in absolutely no state to do serious maths.
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what’s really interesting is the multiplication of efficacy of beer when you’re short on sleep. i could plot inverse of sleep hours vs beer.
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can we get a description of these (new) channels in AppleTV somewhere? maybe in the screen where you hide/show them. just a quick wtf please
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99% Invisible has been great except nearly every episode makes me want to read a book.
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I. HAVE. THE COFFEE!
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donated to wikipedia AND YOU SHOULD TOO https://donate.wikimedia.org THANKS A LOT IT REALLY HELPS why am i yelling?
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“congratulations, your internet is weirder than mine.”
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it’s just not a cooking competition show without someone invoking a dead relative and optionally crying.
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just think, this means that sidewalks in San Francisco will (temporarily) be completely cleaned of poop.
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home from @bg_salem. a delightful visit.
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when a BRAND makes all sorts of banal replies on twitter but ignores your question, the answer is “no.”
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you can probably plot the financial health of a company inverse to the number of notifications their app suddenly starts sending you
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USPS idea: a robot on a wire & track that can send me a picture of my PO Box. you’d only need 1 camera per bank of boxes.
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just wait until we get a 1.0 earthquake again and then you can all make fun of us again.
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to all of my west coast people, stay safe. i realize you aren’t used to dealing with “weather.”
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is it narcissistic that i laugh the hardest at my own jokes? well, technically not _my_ jokes, but the ones i tweet from my fake account.
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so, when you order a bunch of different LED bulbs from China, sometimes they show up like this
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"hackathon?" more like "slackathon" #amirite
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the gun-toting retired Marine could have parked better if they weren’t hopped up on molly
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i want to take a group of Apple engineers and lock them in a room with poor cell service and slow DSL.
that room is my guest room.
that room is my guest room.
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iOS 8.1.2 is a 1.74gb update. because patching is hard?
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wind gusts just starting to hit us in Rindge. hopefully the trees have been flexing enough that we won’t have damage/outages. #NHwx
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Rindge: wind shifted - from the north now. 32.7F. raining harder, plus the occasional huge snowflake. #NHwx