mike susz
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man, I can’t wait until lunch.
I live my life one burrito at a time.
I live my life one burrito at a time.
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read it the first time, or read it again. https://medium.com/medium-long/4c59524d650d
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Miller “Fortune” beer. it’s “undistilled” which is good, because distillation is not part of the brewing process.
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frost heaves
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every good relationship begins with peeing in a cup, right?
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/business.jpg
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i don’t want to hear anything today that doesn’t end with “… on a pretzel roll.”
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so yeah it turns out if you say you’ve been doing “hardcore theme and plugin development” in an email, google flags it as spam.
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this weather? more like Troller Vortex
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e.g. use Voice command to search albums. touch album name. touch track name. nothing happens. wtf? do they test this?
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My Ford Touch isn’t bad in theory; it could do everything i want it to do. but too much click-and-nothing-happens stuff. it’s maddening.
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when Ford adopts CarPlay, if they can’t reflash the old MyFordTouch system, i’ll trade in my car. that’s how disappointed i am with MFT.
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that thing where you haven’t heard of half of these movies until tonight. yep, i’m old and i don’t get out much.
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when sending an invoice feels like buying a scratch ticket
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a joke about a hat
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it’s impressive that you sign net-10 terms with your contractors. more impressive, however, would be if you paid invoices within 30 days.
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first live Red Sox game on tv from Spring Training is versus the Orioles, tomorrow 3/2 at 1:05pm on NESN
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Boston friends: if you get the MLB network, they’re showing today’s (earlier) Red Sox/Twins game at 8pm tonight
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this winter has totally ruined my wood pellet usage forecasting.
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if you ever wondered if husky floor mats are worth it, here’s a pic from cleaning mine out: http://amzn.to/1ctZEWr
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thanks Ford! I opened a back door of my car, in my garage, and it started beeping. I guess my son's nap time upstairs is over.
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today must be Ops day. propagating public ssh keys, updating sites, backing up databases. all the things!
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Wait, all of these weird random Skype noises make total sense when I’m watching a Star Trek movie.
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so yeah, trying to access associative array members by index and if PHP had a face i would punch it
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yep, it’s about time to watch LA Story again.
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so if my brain would sleep when the rest of me wants to sleep that would be really grreat.
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this winter might be bad, but just be glad there are no white walkers coming.
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i would complain even more about the cold, except i know people who live in northwest minnesota.
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oh good, we might get back above freezing a week from now.
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we don’t have any degrees. none.
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Hooray! Tomorrow is my Friday!
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i will #hastag this tweet with #hashtags because i’m a social media #hashtag!
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listening to Red Sox spring training game. woo!
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“Password can not be greater than 10 characters.”
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Safari’s tab management scheme: Gilligan’s Island. once you have so many open, the last tab becomes “… and the rest!”
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haha wow. why are my AFP logs so huge? there’s yer problem! http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Screen%20Sharing.snap.001.png thanks for (not) re-using AFP connections, Mac OS X. lol.
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“hmm, what’s filling up my system disk on my server?” *peeks around* “oh, 60gb of logfiles. sixty.” http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/kiwf.gif
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verizon is implementing security images. 2006 called, you didn’t have signal so they left you a voicemail.
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two double IPAs is like four(teen) regular IPAs.
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welp that saga is over. wow, I dislike when people hide information from me.
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no disrespect to any nice, polite, thoughtful recruiters out there. it’s just obivous that i have never met you and/or you may not exist.
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wow recruiters get jumpy when you tell them “no.”
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Dearest Safari,
Please open new websites in the Safari window that is open, not the one that is minimized.
All my best,
- Michael.
Please open new websites in the Safari window that is open, not the one that is minimized.
All my best,
- Michael.
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of all the Tuesdays, this may have been the Tuesdayest.
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very important decisions were made. RT: @squaredesign: impromptu staff meeting.
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wow i just had an interesting call with a u̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶ ̶s̶a̶l̶e̶s̶m̶a̶n̶ recruiter.
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I’m actually more *adjacent* to the Boston Area.