mike susz
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this is the view as you turn onto my road.
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aw yiss.
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can we make an app that uses the phone camera, flash, accelerometer, and maybe NFC to determine if my
avocado is ripe?
avocado is ripe?
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anytime I buy an avocado I should bring it home and throw it straight into the trash to save time
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at some point, shopping for toys for the kids turns into shopping for toys for me
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Kellogg's Crystal-Blasted Sugar Crack!
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I love watching Master Chef Junior even though it makes me feel like a complete failure in the kitchen. srsly these kids are amazing.
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awww yeah. for my most important 5-1/4"
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yay! now every time it’s cold, the news says ‘Polar Vortex!’
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huh?
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today I saw Massachusetts license plates with “AK” vertically on the left side.
i wondered if Ice Cube ever had to use them.
i wondered if Ice Cube ever had to use them.
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(of course i didn’t let them watch it) i had my 4 and 5 y.o. singing “too many cooks” over and over until they literally fell down laughing
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someone should make an online quiz where you identify cars by the shape of their back window
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happy o'clock
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I just love conference calls where there's a large loud group in a room and then there's everyone else getting zero value.
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i have meetings solid from 9-3 tomorrow so i guess i need to pee in a bottle under my desk or something
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Calendar Tetris™
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R.I.P. Pixelworkers.
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troubleshooting steps:
1. verify Apache is using my copy of shared library
2. recompile library with 64bit flags
3. punch myself in the face
1. verify Apache is using my copy of shared library
2. recompile library with 64bit flags
3. punch myself in the face
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I'm glad we elected Mayor Goldie Wilson. He's gonna clean up this town!
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go easy on me today, job, it took me more than two hours to get here.
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if someone over 60 sends you an email with the subject FYI it's almost certain that they are angry at someone (maybe you)
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Waze: 1, Mike: 0.
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welp i peaked cleverness for the week on tuesday with “Portmanteauvember” it’s all downhill from here.
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Portmanteauvember
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my best from this morning: "how about you take your Prius, and your bumper sticker, and go 'Coexist' in the slow lane."
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The person ahead of me in traffic keeps darting their head around like they're playing Mike Tyson's Punch out
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#voted
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so far the weirdest thing about yosemite is this “click here to drag a window but it doesn’t look like you should be able to click there”
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i feel like i need to be part of something in November, hmm… grow a beard, or write a novel? i think i only have time for the former.
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if you read between the lines of directv’s commercial about AMC/renewal, it says: we have a contract until the end of 2014, that’s it.
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just watched a network and a satellite provider have an argument with commercials.
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10 Biggest Clickbait Articles of 2014 - You Won’t Believe What’s Number 1!
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living in NH is awesome until election time and then i want to unplug my phone and back over my mailbox with my pickup truck.
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one of today's projects: replicating a broken support for a mirror on an antique dresser.
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had to use my sawzall. not sure where this ranks on the Ice Cube Good Day/A-K scale.
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ikea bookend / taco seasoning #lifehack
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Henry Rollins hosting a show about history makes me think that maybe America will be okay.
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my favorite Spice Girl was Pumpkin Spice.
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why were eggs on sale at market basket this week?
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the Postal Service could get back on its feet if it would raise the postage for political propaganda to around $17.38 per piece
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there were nine different versions of the Growing Pains theme song. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growing_Pains#Theme_song
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we have enough candy leftover to give an elephant diabetes
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this is the first year in many that we haven't had wind, rain, or 2' of snow. lowest turnout so far.
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if 200 kids don't show up in the next hour my wife will punish me for buying $50 worth of candy.
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last week for this kickstarter, really cool looking game: http://kck.st/ZbT1ay The Flame in the Flood
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i hope i get all the Razzles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razzles
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“dad, a thing is a noun.”
“yeah.”
“and a word is a thing.”
“yeah.”
“and a verb is a word.”
“yep.”
“so, a verb is a noun.”
…
O.O
“yeah.”
“and a word is a thing.”
“yeah.”
“and a verb is a word.”
“yep.”
“so, a verb is a noun.”
…
O.O