mike susz
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i don’t need an excuse to eat pie.
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mike susz
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so vzw tells me now i get “more of everything” except data, because you know i was already buying a lot of data so no more.
mike susz
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it’s friday! you know what that means...
no really, do you? I’ve been awake since 5:30 and I haven’t been able to figure it out yet.
no really, do you? I’ve been awake since 5:30 and I haven’t been able to figure it out yet.
mike susz
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iOS 7.1 Update, new features:
* contrast
* contrast
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is this how the kids are doing it? #shelfie
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i searched stackoverflow for a way to solve a bash problem. now i have $? problems.
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when i wake up in the morning i can put Tweetbot in Media timeline and just look at the gifs posted overnight.
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listen, I wouldn’t say this winter has been long, but The Weather Channel just hired George R.R. Martin as a consultant.
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i must love science. i just stood on top of an 8’ ladder with a hair dryer to thaw out my anemometer. http://www.wunderground.com/weatherstation/WXDailyHistory.asp?ID=KNHRINDG5
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ordered more green coffee beans from sweet marias. looking forward to roasting!
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I reached a lifetime climb of 14,000 floors and earned the UFO badge today with Fitbit! http://www.fitbit.com/user/23S39N #Fitstats
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i thought i was done with this for the season. nope. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/hoth-store.png
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“Sorry, this content is unavailable on your device.” well I guess my eyeballs are unavailable on your ads.
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idea: beardcam
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dear Ford - we need to talk about your traction control.
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let's all push the buttons in the right order to abstractly make something intangible today!
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oh look, Chrome put a thing in my menu bar! i better be able to remove that.
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Also note: I never actually applied for this coverage; this is what they rolled me over to when my previous plan became defunct.
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Note: I did not tell them I had coverage through another stand alone pediatric dental plan, because I am a 40 year old man.
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“It’s your fault we signed you up for a kids dental program. If you want to stop paying for it, you must opt out.”
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staff meeting. (i wasn’t invited?)
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it’s been 12 years since I accepted a job offer. as of March 24th, I will be an employee again.
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home from bostonrb. not a bad drive when you do it off-off-hours. :)
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I'm in the city!
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48F outside, Winter Storm Watch in effect.
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that thing where you feed your cats stinky wet food and now they’re grooming and basically the entire house smells like a dead fish’s armpit
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we need a new excuse to get the kids to go inside since the sun isn't setting by 5:30
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yep, pretty sure Thomas the Train is teaching my kids racism.
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today’s timelapse. just late afternoon + sunset. watch for planes on the right! 0:18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-BxMpuBMA
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that thing where you suddenly realize that dinner should have been half an hour ago
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Hollis NH: a Dunkin Donuts with no public restroom.
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today’s timelapse. just clouds. about a minute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeDVL0t_pbQ
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45F? open the windows!
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a few trips to the dump to get rid of the trash our neighbors left in their driveway.
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reading about Sass 3.3 makes me sad that i’ll be using Less daily soon.
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went to the mailbox in a t-shirt. it wasn’t bad.
oh it’s up to 36F outside, that’s why!
oh it’s up to 36F outside, that’s why!
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just the sunset tonight. 0:18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0k8GzSggJc
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there’s a song from the 90s that I don’t seem to have in my iTunes. this can’t be possible.
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wow guys, this really levels the playing field!
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it’s friday! happy server offline backup day!
mike susz
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You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next!
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above freezing. baseball cap weather.
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one of the funniest words to say: grackle. go ahead, say it over and over. grackle. grackle. grackle!
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sudo aptitude update; sudo aptitude safe-upgrade; sudo aptitude dance-party
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“Dear Valued Customer,”
do you feel that?
what?
the love. do you feel the love?
do you feel that?
what?
the love. do you feel the love?
mike susz
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related: one of my resolutions was to avoid being snarky in 2014 but that seems to be what y’all like the best. snark mode on.
mike susz
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i’m so glad when websites explain what the little hamburger does
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“This website would like to send you push notifications…”
[Yes] [No] [DIAF]
[Yes] [No] [DIAF]
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mail box slot machine time!