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don’t go chasing waterfalls. there are surely interesting aquatic formations closer to your place of residence.

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my guess is the tourists flocking to Boston for the Olympics would be ~ the same number as the college students who went home for summer.

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you really don’t know regrets until you’re sitting in a dentist chair in your forties.

take care of your teeth, kids.

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the best part about using a Java based IDE is the … what’s that? what? you can’t hear me over the cooling fans?

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also: the best kind of error messages are ones that actually give you some shred of context to help you debug. any shred. any context.

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i want an option from Amazon for no Sunday delivery. my USPS carrier seemed awfully unhappy to be delivering packages today.

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that thing where you were sick but then you started feeling a little bit better so then you went and did ALL THE THINGS and now: oof.

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“see that? that’s slippery slippery ice. don’t walk on the ice.” *turn back take 2 steps* *thud* “WAAAAAAAAAH!”

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when I read the comics to my kids, I spend 1/3 of my time reading, 1/3 explaining the joke, 1/3 apologizing that the joke is not very funny.

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that thing where you log into starbucks and find out you have five or six random starbucks cards with various $ amounts somewhere

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