mike susz
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my company’s response to one of our competitors being hacked: expire all passwords, make us repeat mandatory security training.
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it’s snowing! coming down pretty hard, too. I’m surprised I didn’t hear about this on tv, radio, websites, or social media.
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“is that Madge?”
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adjusting the amount of coffee in the coffee maker for a snow day tomorrow
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this message has been on the screen for at least 5 minutes
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hemlock
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current status
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the two days i went into the office this week totalled more than 8hrs of commuting.
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if i had to rate today on a scale of 1 through 10 my answer would be: NaN
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not quite to 2011 levels but we're getting there.
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o hai
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shout out to my neighbor who decided to snowblow at 5:45am
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in Rindge (at my weather station - KNHRINDG5) we hit our daily maximum temperature of 31.1F at 8:14pm tonight #NHwx
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development on Sublime Text 3 seems to have picked up in earnest. i was hoping i could pay for an upgrade license soon :)
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and that makes for 4:17 total commuting today.
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please understand if it seems like I hate everyone and everything today.
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“Snow Ice Cream” sounds like an Eddie Murphy joke
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Ned! Ryerson!
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cleaning up from snowstorms can be a pain, but while you’re outside, use this opportunity to meet your new neighbors!
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so, do the Pats send Carroll a fruit basket, or?
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as if the already insufferable fans couldn’t get more insufferable. oh well. congratulations.
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I don’t know a lot about football and even I think that was a really dumb play to call. you wrote your own ticket home.
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so far the cutscenes of mountains are my favorite.
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i’m watching the Super Bowl on DVR delay, so i apologize if my jokes are not timed well. and also not funny.
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I’m sure it’s the dream of any musician in their 60’s to be given the opportunity to influence a whole new generation of truck buyers.
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I’m surprised there’s no Super Bowl XLIX ads from ExLax.
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i think i invented new ailment. i call it “shovelers deltoid”
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coffee with LeVar today.
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for people not interested in football: tonight from 6-10 eastern would be a great time to go grocery shopping or snipe eBay auctions.
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San Francisco could easily get corporate port-a-potty sponsorships like Poogle or Crapple
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my kids made a city out of blocks and they say there are port-a-potties everywhere. you listening, San Francisco?
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you know why i’m here.
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remember when it was profitable to run a weblog?
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slow-mo snerflerks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-X9ASt7FU
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it's snowing
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dear Apple: please do math better
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technical debt is like running in sand wearing shoes made out of concrete.
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this has been a heck of a week. i almost miss the office.
almost.
almost.
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before seeing my 4 year-old do it tonight, i hadn’t seen someone go from vomiting to happy so quickly since college.
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recipe site idea: things to make with all the groceries that people stocked up on before the storm
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current status: pouring myself a pint of I-deserve-this.
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i shovel well. i shovel very well.
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Susz’ Third Law of Snowblowing: a snowblower is a blunt instrument. Clear large areas with it, don’t get fancy. That’s what a shovel is for.