mike susz
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needed to measure something at work the other day but didn't have a ruler. so... Pythagoras.
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mike susz
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that thing where you come home and find out what your kids put your wife through today and then you go pour her a beer. a big one.
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first Red Sox home opener since we moved back that i’ll be listening on WEEI via At Bat app instead of watching on TV.
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idea: a wiki (or a sharepoint or a whatever) that auto-unpublishes articles more than (6 months? a year?) without updating.
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day ten of corporate onboarding. water running low. food gone - i’m eating my plant. still no admin access. tell my wife, i’m sorry.
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I hope when I boot my work laptop tomorrow, I have the access I need to actually get work done. I call this “Quantum Leap’ing”
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so yeah I’m old and I don’t get excited by too many things but oh hey look - a new gin I haven’t tried.
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you had ONE job, car wash.
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if only my TV had twelve HDMI ports.
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I think I have a recurring case of the Mondays; it’s lasted all week.
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dear Amazon: what I really wanted was a Prime video app for my AppleTV.
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guys I think somebody under an island somewhere turned a big wheel because now there's a polar bear on my desk
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i picked the wrong week to give up picking weeks to give things up in.
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well i won’t be surprised today because in the office, April Fools Day is blocked.
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Good morning! One quarter of 2014 is over already.
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what's interesting is that the actors who played the kids have known since season 2 ;)
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well. that's over.
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I kinda lose respect for somebody who retweets a person talking about how humble they are.
mike susz
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my drainage ditches filled with water in the January thaw and flash-froze. the runoff now is flowing around the ice.
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directv app finally started streaming the game from my dvr to my ipad. nobody sneeze.
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oh dear. i didn’t figure out a way to watch the game from my desk.
mike susz
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I love when the “Help” link goes to a pdf of the User Guide. No, really, why not just link to the frontpage of Wikipedia?
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Eeyore is my spirit animal.
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went to sleep with Winter Weather Advisory, woke up to freezing rain and sleet. glad my boss decided not to come up from CT; i’m WFH today.
mike susz
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Enterprise onboarding is basically hazing.
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what sorcery is this?
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there is no “I” in “spelling.”
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we’re making our kids watch Diego in spanish. Bizarro.
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again, Ranger? sigh.
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wow, the MBTA will finally run until after last call at bars? that’s an idea i had when i moved to boston. in 1991.
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I think this is near the end of our WA beer cellar. (also it's amazingly delicious)
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there's quite a bit of snowpack left in the woods - leading to a lot of sublimation fog tonight.
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what is this? it's like snow but it's melted already
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rebooting my computer in the hope that this will be the time that the logon scripts grant me the access i need. i call this Quantum Leap’ing
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oh - with as much as i’m complaining about Subversion, I am quite glad it’s not Perforce or VSS. quite glad.
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this Garamond thing is interesting. that must be why Apple switched to Helvetica Neue in iOS7.
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after you’ve used a source control system with local branching, nothing else makes sense.
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Gifs as a Service
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Dearest Honda Tough Guy: apologies for the brake-pop this morning, but at those speeds, you shouldn’t be that close. Kind Regards, - Mike.
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35 foot downed pine tree in my woods. http://flic.kr/p/mvaSnA
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trying out OneNote to use like my text file/markdown workflow but there’s so much … formatting.
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hey internet am i doing this right? http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Mail.snap.010.png
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i remember when i made websites.
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1. sneeze. 2. feel abdominal muscle spaz out. 3. realize you’re 40.
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the commute in from the west was magical today.
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funny, i can’t see in my twitter stream who facebook acquired, i just see you all complaining about (complaining about) it.
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I open my window to hear the geese honking
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corporate onboarding should be construed like a role playing game. *walk north* *fight IT provisioning demon* *lose 30 health*
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today's commute was 100% longer than previous.
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so, any advice on commuting? I currently have 95 un-listened podcasts saved up.