mike susz
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corporate job pro-tip: don’t start worrying until your logins mysteriously stop working.
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TIL that “CSS” can also stand for “Cat Stress Score” and yep that fits pretty well http://www.ingentaconnect.com/content/ufaw/aw/1997/00000006/00000003/art00005
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trouble getting my donkey out of neutral this morning
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home and my internet is SO FAST
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these taste exactly like a McDonald's cheeseburger. science!
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sleep pants at 4:30 #vacation
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my phone is having a tantrum because of no service.
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benefit of not updating things: lots of ads i used to see are now replaced with a “Flash is out of date” message.
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leaning how a new coffee maker works: "which button produces happiness?"
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keep telling myself "I am on vacation" both because the concept is foreign to me & because today was more exhausting than work + normal life
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I'm vacationing in one of the few places on earth with less bandwidth than I have at home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dear makers of 1GB+ iOS games: please bundle some of your updates instead of releasing them individually. thanks, the internet.
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did you ever get the feeling that you don’t know what the feeling is or when you got it?
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i finally get around to cleaning apps off of my ipad and then i sync and itunes puts them back on.
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Earth Day is cool but i’ll be more excited about Mars Day.
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who are you calling oleophobic? some of my best friends are oleos.
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"ow I sat on a dinosaur!" things you maybe never said before you had kids
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you know what maps need sometimes? a legend.
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this is how i cut square pizza.
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just described my JavaScript mindset as being a "DOMmie"
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"gee, why is there health like literally *everywhere* in this level? oh, crap."
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looking forward to some vacation time where i plan leisurely activities like … cleaning out my Downloads folder, updating WordPress sites
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that thing where you say “gee, i only have 400 gigabytes free on my server” and then you from the past suddenly appears and kicks you
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“12 Things mentally strong people DON’T do”
except ‘click on linkbait headlines’ isn’t in there.
except ‘click on linkbait headlines’ isn’t in there.
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there's a lot of funnies tonight on the twitters
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i am not very happy in Ravelholm. thankfully, i think i’m most of the way through it.
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my trailcam caught this bear messing with the bird feeder what?
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genius-dot-com also rewrites all in-page links, and doesn’t provide any easy link to the original source.
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so genius-dot-com lets people repost your content with overlaid commentary, and it loads your stylesheet directly from your server.
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sketch app 1.0
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my clamping straightedge is awesome.
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i swept the same ten leaves out of my garage a dozen times today. #windy
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what a toolbag.
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hate to sound like a crusty new englander, but get some chores done this weekend. the bugs arrive next week.
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my most positive thought this week: “maybe this is the baldest i’m going to get?”
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agenda for this weekend: noise and sawdust
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if I ever get the opportunity to name a town, I think I would call it "Cahoots"
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today my problem wasn’t slow internet, it was intermittent, unpredictable internet. this is the most maddening thing ever.
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it’s amazing how all the modern technology we hold dear relies on swarms of surly guys driving trucks
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judging by how bad the Sox batting helmets look already, by October they’ll looks like they’re doing Klingon cosplay
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the extreme "material design" effects on my android tablet are distorting my perception of how big tap zones are.
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Saw Maroon 5’s “Sugar” video. it was really sweet. but it doesn’t make up for “Animal.”
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guess what?
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time for global action: we are dangerously close to depleting our natural resource of exclamation points. marketing emails largely to blame.
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WTFM: Where’s The Freaking Manual?
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/i-win.gif
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every time i type in a SecurID code i pretend i’m a secret agent!
j/k i die a little inside
j/k i die a little inside
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if you’re writing a grunt.js ‘tutorial’ please explain to people that there is a --verbose option. do not assume that beginners know this.