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mike susz

@mikesusz

honey, I ate half of your salad.

Dec 29, 2014, 10:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

okay the last two things i viewed from my Twitter feed were about optimism, should i quit now?

Dec 29, 2014, 7:53 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

in 2014 i had fun giving stuff away. in 2015 i think i’m gonna try to sell things.

Dec 29, 2014, 6:34 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

i’m really not sure what the right answer is, i’m just glad we’re having the conversation.

Dec 29, 2014, 6:00 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/garfield-mondays.jpg

Dec 29, 2014, 3:28 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

searching for a better quality version, but love The Dot and the Line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSbdvzbOzY

Dec 29, 2014, 12:07 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i feel compelled to go to Keene tomorrow to continue celebrating Townie Days™

Dec 28, 2014, 2:30 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i can sum up Safari in Yosemite with one word: “beachball”

Dec 28, 2014, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i just had to scream at my kids and scare the heck out of them to get them to finally quiet down and go to sleep. merry christmas!

Dec 26, 2014, 1:36 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

many thanks to the @psnh crews who restored our power in Rindge early this morning. Merry Christmas!

Dec 25, 2014, 1:04 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

so next time i have a crappy project that i want to make money on i’ll pretend i’m hacked and then threatened and then release it anyway.

Dec 25, 2014, 3:29 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

that thing where you plug your power adapter into your laptop but not the wall.

Dec 24, 2014, 5:27 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

best. wrapping. paper. ever.

Dec 24, 2014, 1:44 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

the kitchen is so festive!

Dec 23, 2014, 11:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

do you use Sublime Text? do you love @Package_Control? we all do! help @wbond out with a few $ for hosting. :) https://packagecontrol.io/about

Dec 23, 2014, 11:14 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

have there been any academic pubs on how in a microwave the ends of a burrito can reach the temp of liquid magma while the center is frozen?

Dec 23, 2014, 5:26 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I have to take with a grain of salt, any opinion about Codes of Conduct espoused by middle-aged white men. including this one.

Dec 23, 2014, 3:54 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

just in case your dev day wasn't bad enough, you could be at the dentist now.

Dec 22, 2014, 9:49 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

a little judgey, eh USPS? that a business was closed on Sunday?

Dec 22, 2014, 7:39 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

that thing where you give a demo and the expectations were not set and you basically get yelled at for 20 minutes.

Dec 22, 2014, 7:33 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

i’m usually averse to lying to my children, but wielding “i’m on the phone with Santa Claus” is akin to MAGIC

Dec 22, 2014, 1:56 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

i just started playing A Dark Room this morning and an hour magically disappeared. (many more will follow) https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/a-dark-room/id736683061?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF

Dec 21, 2014, 2:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

soon. (cleaning faucets and lines) on the left: @WachusettBrew Winter. on the right: @BerkshireBrewCo Cabin Fever.

Dec 20, 2014, 10:21 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

snacktivism: i vote with my treat!

Dec 20, 2014, 3:51 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

snacktivism.

Dec 20, 2014, 3:50 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

leaf https://flic.kr/p/pwDR84

Dec 20, 2014, 11:53 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

i didn’t know Brown Shugga was back but then i found some and i am happy. :)

Dec 20, 2014, 1:09 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i want these to have a laptop slot. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JY6R1GC/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00JY6R1GC&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=LD7NKOI4ATKI2AZU

Dec 19, 2014, 2:06 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

I really miss the twitters when I'm at work.

Dec 17, 2014, 4:26 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my wife is the world’s worst IT client.

Dec 17, 2014, 3:11 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

that thing where you have dozens of notebooks from conferences but you can’t find any so you keep scribbling on the same piece of paper

Dec 15, 2014, 6:30 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

all about tha boots. 'bout tha boots. no sneakers.

Dec 15, 2014, 12:58 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

that thing where i’m so freaking tired from the weekend that i could sleep until Tuesday.

Dec 15, 2014, 2:07 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

everybody knows how much i like to make metaphors

Dec 15, 2014, 2:03 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

“25 Best…” and each one is a separate page? lol nope. [X]

Dec 15, 2014, 1:57 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

MVC - Minimum Viable Christmas

Dec 14, 2014, 9:44 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

Self-Loathing as a Service

Dec 14, 2014, 7:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so far my favorite new feature in Yosemite has been randomly crashing the OS.

Dec 14, 2014, 3:07 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

“i have a hard time having sympathy for you, since you did that thing that made you sad.”

Dec 13, 2014, 11:07 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

sold a set of snow tires, bought a christmas tree and stand, got a growler filled, rearranged half the basement. now: beer.

Dec 13, 2014, 10:52 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

although i’m in absolutely no state to do serious maths.

Dec 13, 2014, 2:58 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

what’s really interesting is the multiplication of efficacy of beer when you’re short on sleep. i could plot inverse of sleep hours vs beer.

Dec 13, 2014, 2:58 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

can we get a description of these (new) channels in AppleTV somewhere? maybe in the screen where you hide/show them. just a quick wtf please

Dec 13, 2014, 12:51 AM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

99% Invisible has been great except nearly every episode makes me want to read a book.

Dec 12, 2014, 9:30 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

I. HAVE. THE COFFEE!
http://i.imgur.com/3DmQ0.gif

Dec 12, 2014, 4:39 PM · view on Twitter

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mike susz

@mikesusz

donated to wikipedia AND YOU SHOULD TOO https://donate.wikimedia.org THANKS A LOT IT REALLY HELPS why am i yelling?

Dec 12, 2014, 4:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“congratulations, your internet is weirder than mine.”

Dec 12, 2014, 3:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it’s just not a cooking competition show without someone invoking a dead relative and optionally crying.

Dec 12, 2014, 4:40 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

just think, this means that sidewalks in San Francisco will (temporarily) be completely cleaned of poop.

Dec 12, 2014, 4:28 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

home from @bg_salem. a delightful visit.

Dec 12, 2014, 4:04 AM · view on Twitter