mike susz
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slow-mo snerflerks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-X9ASt7FU
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it's snowing
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dear Apple: please do math better
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technical debt is like running in sand wearing shoes made out of concrete.
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this has been a heck of a week. i almost miss the office.
almost.
almost.
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before seeing my 4 year-old do it tonight, i hadn’t seen someone go from vomiting to happy so quickly since college.
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recipe site idea: things to make with all the groceries that people stocked up on before the storm
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mike susz
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current status: pouring myself a pint of I-deserve-this.
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i shovel well. i shovel very well.
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Susz’ Third Law of Snowblowing: a snowblower is a blunt instrument. Clear large areas with it, don’t get fancy. That’s what a shovel is for.
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Susz’ Second Law of Snowblowing: clear large areas first. MVD = Minimum Viable Driveway.
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Susz’ First Law of Snowblowing: the wind will always blow the snow back in your face, even if you account for Susz’ First Law of Snowblowing
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if you have low vents from your boiler/furnace/water heater/dryer be sure to clear those out.
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I think my kids may have found the Internet
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What blizzard? It’s a couple of flakes. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/groundhog-day-blizzard.gif
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while you’re doing your storm-panic shopping, remember - tonic and limes! everybody always forgets the mixers. amateurs.
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case in point: Erie County Savings Bank. heck, the entirety of Shelton Square has been demolished. http://wnyheritagepress.org/photos_week_2008/erie_savings_bank/erie_savings_bank.htm
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the saddest thing about looking at old photos in Buffalo is knowing that there’s a 0.01% chance that building hasn’t been knocked down.
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i could scroll through this photostream all morning. https://www.flickr.com/photos/fixbuffalo/ (and i have been)
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reading sci-fi on a device that at one point would have been sci-fi (and taking this photo with another)
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the worst part about kids cooking competition shows is they’ve watched enough TV that they sound like adults on cooking competition shows
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did you see the moon tonight?
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wow. guys, have you read this? read it. https://the-pastry-box-project.net/eileen-webb/2015-january-19
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i think it kinda sucks when people on a popular (non-movie) podcast decide to commit an episode to spoiling a very recently released movie.
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it all went downhill from here. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/796947357
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twitter drinking game: when you see the SOTU hashtag, quit your twitter client and go pour yourself a drink.
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i solved a problem making a symlink in a grunt deploy script by making an alias in my Apache configs. take THAT, javascript.
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as I get older (and balder) I need to learn the Picard way of the slow face palm. forehead hurts.
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biggest obstacle to learning grunt is complete lack of useful error messaging. i can screw up 8 different things to produce “task undefined”
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i accidentally am watching the game and I’M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THIS IS THE BEST FOOTBALL OF THE SEASON
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only crappy telco companies would put a brand name on symmetrical bandwidth. (also i wish i had symmetrical bandwidth).
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i absolutely cannot wait to watch absolutely no football tomorrow!
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had to take off my wool socks because with carpet and low humidity i could pratically weaponize the amount of static i was generating
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my kids are playing Monument Valley: Forgotten Shores. they just discovered that Totem is back! they’re gonna be really sad next level.
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desk cleaning day. recycling stuff like old conference badges.
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sneaking a sunset under the clouds.
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so i guess dressing up like a lumberjack is a thing now? but i have an axe. you kids enjoy yourselves.
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i think gruber heard “we want comments” but we actually said “11px font is completely and utterly ridiculous”
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really my only goal in life is to someday have “magnate” in my title.
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This is how we do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
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evaporative cooling up here. my temp sensor is sheltered (under my deck) it was +14 degrees from some of my neighboring stations this AM!
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now, with more booting! lots more booting.
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ooh.
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oof this was an unintentional keyword tweet bomb.
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I changed my iTunes/iCloud password months ago. between Mac, iPhone, iPad, AppleTV, I've typed it at least 30 times. still can't AirDrop.
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we’re above freezing in Rindge! last time was Jan 5th. #NHwx
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Tanya Donelly is my soundtrack for today. fire up Lovesongs for Underdogs and follow along.
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after participating in a 'hackathon' for work Friday night to Saturday, today I felt compelled to sharpen knives and burn some brush pile.
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wow have you noticed its 2015?