mike susz
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yep. I’ve hit the point where I officially don’t understand the Internet. it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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this is a great time to recommend to you the excellent series of Llama Llama children’s books: http://amzn.to/1LMgOQb
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my local news is completely mis-representing what Net Neutrality is.
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Faustian espresso
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so many dinosaurs burning in New England today
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“when i open a Word document, i really want the auto-updater to launch and interrupt me.” - nobody, ever
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it’s 33 here in Rindge! last time i recorded above freezing at my weather station was January 29th. #NHwx
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also if you're building a house, don't skimp on a chimney. this is not fun every storm.
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clean out around your low vents
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the charging port is the belly-button of the mobile phone
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i DVR’d Westminster and i’ve seen at least 8 spoilers on TV so far today.
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bravo sir. Four unsignalled lane changes got you one car ahead in traffic. Way to go. You must feel awesome!
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most problems in life can be traced to something being grounded that shouldn’t be, or vice versa.
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"galloping gertie" lives to snowblow another day!
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this New England winter is sponsored by: ibuprofen.
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today i had the choice: try to figure out why my snowblower died, or shovel. probably wouldn’t have hurt my back doing the former.
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my back and knees need several contiguous days without snow.
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today was not my favorite.
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trying to find the TV i missed last night on the internet because some part of my dish doesn’t work below zero.
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i’m so glad that i have electrons to help me burn trees and dinosaurs
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RIP snowblower. 20 years is a good run.
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i think this is the fluffiest snow i’ve ever shoveled. it’s like shoveling liquid.
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après-shovel
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the truck was cleared off yesterday morning.
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the more i read documentation for gulp task the more i’m tempted to just write a bash script. trying to resist.
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for valentine’s day I received the best gift a wife can give her husband; she sent me to Home Depot without the kids.
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I wonder if it only tells jokes about oral hygiene
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when my CSS is _the_ bottleneck, let me know.
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over-qualified selectors take milliseconds more to render. but the CMS I’m forced to use is Java-based, and our REST services are dirt slow.
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literally everything else makes me completely miserable.
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reading an article about how CSS pre-processors are bad. but CSS pre-processors are the only things that bring me joy in my job.
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it’s interesting to watch a tv show about a restaurant that i’ve actually been to (albeit like 9 years ago).
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I am going to get a beer. if I’m not back in ten minutes - send pretzels
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I loaned someone in the office my phone charger. they returned it with the cable tightly wound around the power brick. cable is bad now.
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nowadays when I get my headphones out and put them on my desk at work it’s just sad and ironic when they stay there all day until I leave
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Saw a guy in traffic talking into his phone like a slice of pizza turn and blow up the breakdown lane. You sir are the winner today.
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February 14th approaching and we have two small children in school, you know what that means: valentines sweatshop time.
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“sweethearts taste like necco wafers dipped in cough syrup.”
“this is squarely in the middle of my wheelhouse.”
“this is squarely in the middle of my wheelhouse.”
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is more than 18-1/2 years of experience “almost 20 years of experience” ?
asking for a friend.
asking for a friend.
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i would be really disappointed about today except Shipyard XXXX IPA.
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company reports record profit, employee receives 4/5 rating, they award less than 1/3 of bonus target.
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I should just subscribe -n- save Lightning cables
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snowbanks are great at proving which tailpipe on a car is fake or at least unnecessary
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Drive carefully today please.
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when I clean-installed android 5.0.2 it asked me what Google apps I wanted to install. then later it auto-updated and installed the rest.
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limited MBTA service tomorrow, a.k.a. stay home i guess?
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somedays i think ‘wow Microsoft is really coming around on the open web’ and then i have to use an enterprise website that only works in IE8
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where are you going? i’ve got tons of these.
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if i owned a restaurant i would showcase all the desserts on a table in the middle of the room, maybe with a palm tree — a dessert island!