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so even though it snowed a bit this morning, my summer tires are back on.
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"So, which one of these guys is the Dunkleman? Are they both the Dunkleman?"
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Inbox ∞
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“Throw Back Thursday” Beer.
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Oracle has 39 separate email newsletters plus a checkbox for ‘send me emails’ none of them are checked and yet Oracle STILL SENDS ME EMAILS
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can we just start referring to Facebook as “BIG ZUCK” ?
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dropped a peanut down my shirt and well now i know how the ‘truffle shuffle’ started
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i can tell on a call if someone doesn’t understand agile just as soon as they say ‘code freeze'
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the allergy forecast for this week just says “i’m sorry”
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booing Ellsbury was in poor taste. would you take 100%+ raise at a new job? remember baseball is business.
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worked all day with the windows open and the echo of woodpeckers in the woods sounded like the Predator.
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it’s Earth day and i want to burn all the trees down #pollen #allergies
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The commute home was magical also. I invite the citizens of Massachusetts to take vacations more frequently.
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best commute yet. why can’t it be Marathon Monday every day?
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web developer pro tip: when i press ‘enter’ the form should submit.
the form WILL submit.
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@jayroh er, your client said 'Twitter for iPhone' so that's super interesting.
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Hey y’all, I’m a thousandaire! I’m gonna make it rain!*
* seek shelter, it’s raining pennies.
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Idea: a guy named Wayne starts an automotive detailing shop. Wax & Wayne.
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Step 1: do not scatter your Lego™ blocks in a fallow field; Put them on a table. Step 2: Enforce segregation.
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also, the boys playing with Lego™ toys and blocks asked me to turn the TV off because it was distracting them
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annual eye exam? no thanks i just found all the legos in the carpet.
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what exactly does a rainbow hippo tattoo on your neck tell people about you?
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Lego minfig helmet visors
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air temps above 40 mean that back-to-back roasting trips the thermal cutoff. :( need to cool popper between batches.
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just the sunset last night. it looked like Easter colors. 7s.
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fire up Wordpress app on my iPad, ‘fresh pressed’ content, first article is EW spoiling Game of Thrones. you can’t avoid it, folks.
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the traffic gods always make amends on Friday morning.
(then they punish me again on Friday afternoon)
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Cache Rules Everything Around Me
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i want to start a punk band and call it CONFUSION AND DELAY
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i brought an apple to work with me and there is nobody here to fight over the sticker
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here's another one. hemlocks holding onto a lot of snow and sleet.
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huge respect for the @WhiteSox for the B Strong shirts before the game tonight.
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alias sup=”svn update”
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my rap name is “Pilot Precise V5 RT”
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pollen dot com says today’s allergy level is: oof
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oh look the weather is so lovely it’s so warm and OW i got hit in the head by a farmhouse
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not bad, iTunes Genius. not bad.
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that thing where you sent an email from the wrong account and YOU CAN’T TAKE IT BACK EVER EVER
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