mike susz
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mike susz
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UX is important. my OS was free; i paid $15 for a utility to hide stuff from the menu bar.
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at what point do you tell a developer-turned-manager that they don’t get to talk about code anymore?
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forget groundhogs and shadows. i probably just jinxed us for weeks by putting the snowblower back in the shed.
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need to snowblow. it’s 32 out. sweatshirt?
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“I’m going to go up to bed early and read for a bit.” lol
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i waited four minutes for your web font to load before i gave up.
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my wife has made me aware that they make vodka that tastes like fruit loops. http://www.threeolives.com/flavors/loopy/
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serious business when you’re marking the center of a hole; it’s awl or nothing.
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back from the white mountains. spent the day sliding my car around on-purpose. (in a controlled environment).
i had a blast.
i had a blast.
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hey guys, it’s been almost a week since i’ve shoveled. i think we might be— oh. nevermind.
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yep. I’ve hit the point where I officially don’t understand the Internet. it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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this is a great time to recommend to you the excellent series of Llama Llama children’s books: http://amzn.to/1LMgOQb
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my local news is completely mis-representing what Net Neutrality is.
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Faustian espresso
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so many dinosaurs burning in New England today
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“when i open a Word document, i really want the auto-updater to launch and interrupt me.” - nobody, ever
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it’s 33 here in Rindge! last time i recorded above freezing at my weather station was January 29th. #NHwx
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also if you're building a house, don't skimp on a chimney. this is not fun every storm.
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clean out around your low vents
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the charging port is the belly-button of the mobile phone
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i DVR’d Westminster and i’ve seen at least 8 spoilers on TV so far today.
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bravo sir. Four unsignalled lane changes got you one car ahead in traffic. Way to go. You must feel awesome!
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most problems in life can be traced to something being grounded that shouldn’t be, or vice versa.
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"galloping gertie" lives to snowblow another day!
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this New England winter is sponsored by: ibuprofen.
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today i had the choice: try to figure out why my snowblower died, or shovel. probably wouldn’t have hurt my back doing the former.
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my back and knees need several contiguous days without snow.
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today was not my favorite.
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trying to find the TV i missed last night on the internet because some part of my dish doesn’t work below zero.
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i’m so glad that i have electrons to help me burn trees and dinosaurs
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RIP snowblower. 20 years is a good run.
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i think this is the fluffiest snow i’ve ever shoveled. it’s like shoveling liquid.
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après-shovel
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the truck was cleared off yesterday morning.
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the more i read documentation for gulp task the more i’m tempted to just write a bash script. trying to resist.
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for valentine’s day I received the best gift a wife can give her husband; she sent me to Home Depot without the kids.
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I wonder if it only tells jokes about oral hygiene
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when my CSS is _the_ bottleneck, let me know.
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over-qualified selectors take milliseconds more to render. but the CMS I’m forced to use is Java-based, and our REST services are dirt slow.
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literally everything else makes me completely miserable.
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reading an article about how CSS pre-processors are bad. but CSS pre-processors are the only things that bring me joy in my job.
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it’s interesting to watch a tv show about a restaurant that i’ve actually been to (albeit like 9 years ago).
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I am going to get a beer. if I’m not back in ten minutes - send pretzels
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I loaned someone in the office my phone charger. they returned it with the cable tightly wound around the power brick. cable is bad now.
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nowadays when I get my headphones out and put them on my desk at work it’s just sad and ironic when they stay there all day until I leave
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Saw a guy in traffic talking into his phone like a slice of pizza turn and blow up the breakdown lane. You sir are the winner today.
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February 14th approaching and we have two small children in school, you know what that means: valentines sweatshop time.
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“sweethearts taste like necco wafers dipped in cough syrup.”
“this is squarely in the middle of my wheelhouse.”
“this is squarely in the middle of my wheelhouse.”