mike susz
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this is how i cut square pizza.
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mike susz
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just described my JavaScript mindset as being a "DOMmie"
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"gee, why is there health like literally *everywhere* in this level? oh, crap."
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looking forward to some vacation time where i plan leisurely activities like … cleaning out my Downloads folder, updating WordPress sites
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that thing where you say “gee, i only have 400 gigabytes free on my server” and then you from the past suddenly appears and kicks you
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“12 Things mentally strong people DON’T do”
except ‘click on linkbait headlines’ isn’t in there.
except ‘click on linkbait headlines’ isn’t in there.
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there's a lot of funnies tonight on the twitters
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i am not very happy in Ravelholm. thankfully, i think i’m most of the way through it.
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my trailcam caught this bear messing with the bird feeder what?
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genius-dot-com also rewrites all in-page links, and doesn’t provide any easy link to the original source.
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so genius-dot-com lets people repost your content with overlaid commentary, and it loads your stylesheet directly from your server.
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sketch app 1.0
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my clamping straightedge is awesome.
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i swept the same ten leaves out of my garage a dozen times today. #windy
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what a toolbag.
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hate to sound like a crusty new englander, but get some chores done this weekend. the bugs arrive next week.
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my most positive thought this week: “maybe this is the baldest i’m going to get?”
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agenda for this weekend: noise and sawdust
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if I ever get the opportunity to name a town, I think I would call it "Cahoots"
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today my problem wasn’t slow internet, it was intermittent, unpredictable internet. this is the most maddening thing ever.
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it’s amazing how all the modern technology we hold dear relies on swarms of surly guys driving trucks
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judging by how bad the Sox batting helmets look already, by October they’ll looks like they’re doing Klingon cosplay
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the extreme "material design" effects on my android tablet are distorting my perception of how big tap zones are.
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Saw Maroon 5’s “Sugar” video. it was really sweet. but it doesn’t make up for “Animal.”
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guess what?
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time for global action: we are dangerously close to depleting our natural resource of exclamation points. marketing emails largely to blame.
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WTFM: Where’s The Freaking Manual?
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/i-win.gif
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every time i type in a SecurID code i pretend i’m a secret agent!
j/k i die a little inside
j/k i die a little inside
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if you’re writing a grunt.js ‘tutorial’ please explain to people that there is a --verbose option. do not assume that beginners know this.
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if you’re learning grunt.js try adding --verbose to every command. even on success it will teach you something.
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i should just change my job title to “now what the heck was i doing?”
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rollin on summer shoes again.
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my three favorite words: twelve. hour. pseudoephedrine.
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today I started shoveling snow banks back onto the driveway.
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tired. perhaps i jumped in too quickly to do ALL THE THINGS. perhaps i should have done a REASONABLE PORTION OF THE THINGS instead.
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I made my wife park on the odd side of the garage today, and she can't even.
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just tapped a keg of @BerkshireBrewCo’s Scotch Ale. love this.
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dear android friends: what does the star/hand icon mean? some sort of super awesome high five?
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spring fever? or stir crazy?
why can’t it be both?
why can’t it be both?
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got my new Asus tablet via recommendations from @wirecutter http://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-android-tablet/ thanks for doing the research for me. :)
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yay spring is here! where are my antihistamines
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the season of obsessively filling humidifiers is almost over.
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i keep my iphoto library on a shared volume on my server so i expect Photos will be a complete and utter nightmare for me.
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that thing where you discover a song you really like, then you listen to every other song by that band & you don’t like a single one of them
mike susz
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Be the change you want to see in the world. See the change you want to be in the world. Be the bee and see the change at Sea World.
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#appomattox
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remember when TigerDirect sued Apple over OS X Tiger?
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okay, Apple, i’m getting really tired of this trolling
