mike susz
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February 14th approaching and we have two small children in school, you know what that means: valentines sweatshop time.
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“sweethearts taste like necco wafers dipped in cough syrup.”
“this is squarely in the middle of my wheelhouse.”
“this is squarely in the middle of my wheelhouse.”
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is more than 18-1/2 years of experience “almost 20 years of experience” ?
asking for a friend.
asking for a friend.
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i would be really disappointed about today except Shipyard XXXX IPA.
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company reports record profit, employee receives 4/5 rating, they award less than 1/3 of bonus target.
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I should just subscribe -n- save Lightning cables
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snowbanks are great at proving which tailpipe on a car is fake or at least unnecessary
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Drive carefully today please.
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when I clean-installed android 5.0.2 it asked me what Google apps I wanted to install. then later it auto-updated and installed the rest.
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limited MBTA service tomorrow, a.k.a. stay home i guess?
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somedays i think ‘wow Microsoft is really coming around on the open web’ and then i have to use an enterprise website that only works in IE8
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where are you going? i’ve got tons of these.
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if i owned a restaurant i would showcase all the desserts on a table in the middle of the room, maybe with a palm tree — a dessert island!
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note: there may be other responses. i am not priivy to those activities.
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my company’s response to one of our competitors being hacked: expire all passwords, make us repeat mandatory security training.
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it’s snowing! coming down pretty hard, too. I’m surprised I didn’t hear about this on tv, radio, websites, or social media.
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“is that Madge?”
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adjusting the amount of coffee in the coffee maker for a snow day tomorrow
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this message has been on the screen for at least 5 minutes
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hemlock
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current status
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the two days i went into the office this week totalled more than 8hrs of commuting.
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if i had to rate today on a scale of 1 through 10 my answer would be: NaN
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not quite to 2011 levels but we're getting there.
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o hai
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shout out to my neighbor who decided to snowblow at 5:45am
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in Rindge (at my weather station - KNHRINDG5) we hit our daily maximum temperature of 31.1F at 8:14pm tonight #NHwx
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development on Sublime Text 3 seems to have picked up in earnest. i was hoping i could pay for an upgrade license soon :)
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and that makes for 4:17 total commuting today.
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please understand if it seems like I hate everyone and everything today.
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“Snow Ice Cream” sounds like an Eddie Murphy joke
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Ned! Ryerson!
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cleaning up from snowstorms can be a pain, but while you’re outside, use this opportunity to meet your new neighbors!
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so, do the Pats send Carroll a fruit basket, or?
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as if the already insufferable fans couldn’t get more insufferable. oh well. congratulations.
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I don’t know a lot about football and even I think that was a really dumb play to call. you wrote your own ticket home.
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so far the cutscenes of mountains are my favorite.
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i’m watching the Super Bowl on DVR delay, so i apologize if my jokes are not timed well. and also not funny.
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I’m sure it’s the dream of any musician in their 60’s to be given the opportunity to influence a whole new generation of truck buyers.
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I’m surprised there’s no Super Bowl XLIX ads from ExLax.
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i think i invented new ailment. i call it “shovelers deltoid”
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coffee with LeVar today.
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for people not interested in football: tonight from 6-10 eastern would be a great time to go grocery shopping or snipe eBay auctions.
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San Francisco could easily get corporate port-a-potty sponsorships like Poogle or Crapple
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my kids made a city out of blocks and they say there are port-a-potties everywhere. you listening, San Francisco?